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Suddenly, Darry realized the thing didn’t want to kill him.
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Frontline Plus for Large Dogs by thesentimentalist for STArtecona_RedRobinReader
Fandoms: teen wolf - Fandom
05 Aug 2020
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Stiles
6:02 PM> can werewolves get fleas?6:18 PM>derek
6:19 PM>derek
What are you talking about < 6:30PM
6:39 PM>interpretive dance derek.
6:39 PM>Just answer the question.Why do you ask? <6:40PM
6:40 PM>oh godThe pack gets Magical Werewolf Fleas. Stiles has to suplex Derek into a kiddy pool full of soapy water.
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- Part 1 of Summer of Stupid 2020
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Knee High by the Fourth of July by thesentimentalist for ThisAintBC
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Jul 2020
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“Ope, I’m just going to sneak right past ya.” Captain Kirk said.
His hand burned the skin it touched, sending a shock of psychic feedback shooting up Spock’s spine. He felt Kirk’s concentration on the upcoming missions–information on security, speculating on the outcome, worrying about details. He was so focused he barely noticed the gesture, a conditioned response buried so deeply in his subconscious that he didn’t even notice making it.Kirk, midwestern boy that he is, says "ope' and touches Spock's shoulder when he has to pass him. Spock is confused and . . . maybe kinda into it? He goes on a quest to discover what this mysterious "ope" word means.
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- Part 3 of Summer of Stupid 2020
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Katsumoto snatched the files from his hands.
“Someone oughtta put you on a leash.” he said.
“Are you volunteering for the position?” Magnum said.Series
- Part 4 of Summer of Stupid 2020
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MBMBaM D̶̛͚̓C̸̩̪͊̊͜͠L̵͕̙̯̟̄̾̚X̸̯̠̦͑́̓͘V̶̡̦̒͒̕ͅI̵̠̾͋ For Sale: Coffin, Gently Used by thesentimentalist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), My Brother My Brother and Me (Podcast)
14 Mar 2020
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Travis: Maybe he could turn it into a coffee table?
Justin: A what??
Travis: Like. Get a big square piece of glass and put it on top of the coffin. Bam. Coffee table and conversation starter!
Griffin: What’s the conversation, ‘leave my apartment before I turn your bones into furniture?'
Joshua Gillespie, perturbed owner of one haunted coffin, turns to an unusual source for help. Hilarity ensues.
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- Part 2 of Summer of Stupid 2020
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Summer of Stupid 2020 by thesentimentalist
Fandom Magnum P.I. (TV 2018), My Brother My Brother and Me (Podcast), Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series, teen wolf - Fandom, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Aug 2020
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I'm writing humor fic, not unlike the orchestra on the Titanic playing nearer my god to thee.
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Good Omens Works by thesentimentalist
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Jul 2019
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Sanji was sure he heard the idiot incorrectly. It was the only possibility.
“Gross, dude—TMI,” Usopp grimaces.
“What do you mean? I spread men all of the time!” Zoro shoots back with an indignant scowl.
Okay, then Sanji heard him perfectly.
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23 Jul 2026
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march 14th by waterleveldropping
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
14 Mar 2025
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Allegedly, love makes you stupid. Satomi wouldn’t claim to know anything about the first part of that, but whatever he’s doing right now could definitely be defined using the second. Very much so.
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- Part 2 of pink/white
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23 Jul 2026
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They’d arrived at the island of Mae to catch the end of a brutal, bloody conflict between the island natives and a band of thugs from further inland. After helpfully settling the conflict, the townspeople of Mae offer to throw the Strawhats an island-wide party complete with food, dancing, music and free credit at the best brothel their town has to offer.
Wherein Sanji smokes a questionable substance prepared by a local devil-fruit user and gets a little bit hornier (and a little bit looser with his inhibitions) than he ever intended to be around a certain swordsman.
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19 Jul 2026
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“Fine. Ah, so I found Chopper – but! We got separated when the place collapsed. It was a cult, by the way, I was right. You were a sacrifice, mosshead – be honored! Had the whole ritual table, dark god thing going on, they even had people to feed you after you ‘embraced the god of hunger’. Crazy shithead assholes.”
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"Just – don’t let me hurt you, shit cook.”
“You won’t.”
That finally made Zoro look up, his face slick with sweat – and tears? Surely not – his gaze intense as he searched Sanji’s face, the look in his eye desperate and unsure. At last he swallowed and nodded again, reaching up to cup the blonde’s jaw once more, “No, I won’t. But just in case, I’m trusting you not to let me.”
And that was easy to promise, Sanji nodding back as he leaned in that last bit, kissing the idiot. His lips were still soft, his teeth too sharp, and for a moment they went slowly, tasting each other, the aching need between them almost sweet, almost real.
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18 Jul 2026
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Set in Cuba after the fall. Hannibal isn’t touching Will. Will wants to know why, but is afraid to ask.
Sexual and emotional tension and resolution; a comedy of errors told by the ocean and classical mythology.
"Everyone always spoke of the torment of Tantalus; no one ever stopped to consider what it was like for the tree."
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17 Jul 2026