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Prince's Fire by threadsortales
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
09 Nov 2024
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Melia had never been all that interested in the comings and goings of the Inner Circle, but she wasn’t immune to the thrill that buzzed through a crowd when Feyre and Rhysand were spotted in the Rainbow, or when their children started spending more time exploring the city unattended as they reached maturity.
She was neither unflappable nor nonchalant when the heir to the House of Night decided her tea shop was his new favorite spot in Velaris. In fact, she had been rather dumbstruck when faced with Nyx Archeron.
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2026
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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07 Jun 2026
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This series follows Hermione and Draco as they begin their friends-with-benefits situation when Hermione drunkenly agrees to take Draco's virginity in The Sex Agenda. From there, in The Dating Plan, it follows the relationship woes and trials and tribulations of trying to date your best friend and colleague, while also navigating meddling mothers and house-elves and some Pureblood courtship rules.
The Virgin Method is Draco's full POV to TSA (the sex agenda).
Each fic is designed to be read either together or independently. You can go into TDP with no prior knowledge needed, but recommended.
However, in order to experience the full fic, I would suggest reading TSA (Hermione's POV) before TVM (Draco's POV).
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05 Jun 2026
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05 Jun 2026
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When Pansy Parkinson finds herself with a baby on the way, a marriage contract torn to pieces, and abandoned by the lover that never truly loved her, she has no idea what to do. She's now the shame of her family and the favorite topic of conversation among the Pureblood gossips.
The last thing she expected was a letter from Neville Longbottom offering to marry her and raise the child as his own.
Leaving the excitement of London and Pureblood society behind for the quiet simplicity of a Yorkshire farm and quirky wizarding village is quite the culture shock. But it isn't just the change in scenery that surprises Pansy. Somehow the bullied boy she remembers from Hogwarts has grown into a handsome, confident man.
Could this become more than just a marriage of convenience? Can Pansy's broken heart be mended? Could Neville really be happy with a witch like her?
With a little magic anything is possible.
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12 May 2026
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Draco likes a midnight spliff. He chain-smokes and has glasses that he absolutely doesn't need.
Harry is a mess, angry at the world and finding comfort in all of the wrong places.When Draco's late-night smoke is interrupted by a barefoot Harry wandering the grounds, their story truly begins.
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29 Apr 2026