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“I’m thinking about your height to torque ratio, and how toned your legs and ass and core are. What a beast you must be in bed, Danny. I’m thinking about how hard you could fuck me if you were properly motivated.”
Didn’t mean to say that, Steve’s brain gibbers behind his blank eyes as he drops Danny’s arm and steps back. Did NOT mean to say that out loud.
Danny’s face is a fucking poem, a mosaic of truly big reactions and feelings. They were leaving anyway but he points at the car with the hand with the keys in it, like he just thought of it. “Car, Steven. I drive.”
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Dean and Sam are driving home from a case at Jody’s that was a bust. All is well when Sam has a question about Cas that Dean was not, and could never have been expecting. (Very brief) angst and inevitable fluff ensues. Hope you enjoy.
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This is a series of short images I got in my head and wrote down. They seem to go together, all just sorta bunker fluff and friendship porn. Dean and Castiel being chill with wanting to be near each other and not knowing what it means, Charlie alive, Sam being a bitch. Y'know. (Charlie Lives is my spirit tag, don't know what I'm gonna do if i get the balls to watch the second half of season 12 or any of the ensuing.) Dean builds things, they buy Sam a chair, they play a drinking game I made up while I was an active alcoholic, so if you try it you might die.
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In progress, working it out. Not sure where it's going but for now Dean and Charlie repair to a bar and have giggly-fun-times (Charlie) and angsty I'm-a-bad-friend times (Dean). Just a fragment, don't know if will finish.
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Eddie is so opposed to talking about his feelings that when he wakes up with amnesia, he refuses to clarify if the only person whose name he remembers is his husband, boyfriend, or even just a coworker.
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10 Jun 2026
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“Okay, okay, come on, let’s do this,” Buck says, in a trying-to-be-serious tone that just sets Eddie off again. “Come on, we’re gonna do this right. You need the full Buckley Experience.”
“Someone’s confident,” Eddie manages.
“I know what I’m good at,” Buck says, and something about the way he says it—grinning and smug with laughter still leaking out of the edges of his smile—makes Eddie go still.
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10 Jun 2026
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Chim knows his job here. Like he’s always telling Hen, he’s the comic relief. He’s the one who grabs coffee, cracks a joke, makes everybody feel a little bit better. He wants to do it now. He wants to be that guy. He just can’t. It feels like his jaw has been wired shut. He can’t shake himself loose from the memory of Buck’s cold, wet skin beneath his hands, the horrible crack of bone. Buck making cocky jokes at the base of the ladder. Buck hanging like a rag doll in his harness, haloed in the floodlights and the pouring rain.
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10 Jun 2026
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you say you're tired and you just wanna close your eyes by glorious_spoon
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
06 Mar 2023
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After the lightning strike, Buck dreams.
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10 Jun 2026
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“We’re not having sex in the shower,” Eddie says.
“Sure,” Buck agrees easily, following him into the bathroom. They’re both tracking mulch and grass clippings everywhere, but that’s a problem for later. For now, he watches while Eddie peels his sweaty t-shirt off, turns the water on, and fiddles with the dial until it’s at the temperature he likes—a little too cool for Buck’s preferences, but he’ll put up with it. He’s a nice boyfriend like that.
Eddie glances over his shoulder. “I mean it.”
“Definitely.” Buck nods very seriously. “Absolutely no shower sex. I got it.”
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10 Jun 2026