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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    "He sat up slowly to face Jude Duarte. Jude Duarte, Madoc’s favorite daughter and apparently his new partner counselor. She looked exactly like she had at the last school he got kicked out of. Cold. Disdainful. And unfortunately, still hot."

    Cardan's latest stunt gets him carted off to Madoc's summertime boot camp, in the hopes that he'll finally learn some responsibility. With his luck, of course his partner counselor is his stupid sexy nemesis.

    Alternatively: lots of angry flirting and reluctant pining, courtesy of Jurdan.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    “I simply wish to be useful to you, little pet.”

    Your eyes snapped open, freed from their lust filled heaviness in an instant. An icy jolt lanced violently through your gut, cutting through the heat that had been building since he’d pinned you underneath him. Your whole body tensed hard against his but Astarion didn’t even notice your sudden lack of enthusiasm.

    Why would he?

    He was performing again.

    For you.

    --

    Or; Astarion wants to make himself useful to you and you have to remind him that he's worth so much more than his body.

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    18 Oct 2023

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    You get caught in a trap and, unfortunately for you, your friendly neighbourhood vampire spawn is the one to discover you.

    Astarion x YOU story!

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    13 Oct 2023

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    The chocolate seems innocent enough - if you look past the Infernal writing on the wrapper, and with so few pleasures in the wilderness, you all but jump at the chance to sneak yourself a small treat.

    Unbeknownst to you, the bar is infused with succubus spittle. Just one square is rumored to contain enough potency to send a mortal into the throes of ecstasy.

    This is what happens when you eat half the bar.

    Or: If you like heat fics/sex pollen, this one might be for you.

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    01 Oct 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 82

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    “Maybe what you really need is a friend, not a lover.”

    “I-- I would like that. I’ve held more people than I can count. An infinite parade of lovers. But a friend? I can’t think of a single one”

    AKA Tav and Astarion join together to find a cure, to find themselves, and to find love. Post BG3, far fetched and far flung. Old friends, new enemies, and lots of emotion. Also a friendship between Gandrel and Astarion, which I think is very nice.

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    27 Sep 2023