13 Bookmarks by vampirelunch
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"He sat up slowly to face Jude Duarte. Jude Duarte, Madoc’s favorite daughter and apparently his new partner counselor. She looked exactly like she had at the last school he got kicked out of. Cold. Disdainful. And unfortunately, still hot."
Cardan's latest stunt gets him carted off to Madoc's summertime boot camp, in the hopes that he'll finally learn some responsibility. With his luck, of course his partner counselor is his stupid sexy nemesis.
Alternatively: lots of angry flirting and reluctant pining, courtesy of Jurdan.
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21 Jan 2026
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Maybe They Did Things To Hurt You (But Baby, They Don't Deserve You) by FearTheSpork
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Nov 2023
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“I simply wish to be useful to you, little pet.”
Your eyes snapped open, freed from their lust filled heaviness in an instant. An icy jolt lanced violently through your gut, cutting through the heat that had been building since he’d pinned you underneath him. Your whole body tensed hard against his but Astarion didn’t even notice your sudden lack of enthusiasm.
Why would he?
He was performing again.
For you.
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Or; Astarion wants to make himself useful to you and you have to remind him that he's worth so much more than his body.
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18 Oct 2023
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You get caught in a trap and, unfortunately for you, your friendly neighbourhood vampire spawn is the one to discover you.
Astarion x YOU story!
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13 Oct 2023
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The chocolate seems innocent enough - if you look past the Infernal writing on the wrapper, and with so few pleasures in the wilderness, you all but jump at the chance to sneak yourself a small treat.
Unbeknownst to you, the bar is infused with succubus spittle. Just one square is rumored to contain enough potency to send a mortal into the throes of ecstasy.
This is what happens when you eat half the bar.
Or: If you like heat fics/sex pollen, this one might be for you.
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01 Oct 2023
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“Maybe what you really need is a friend, not a lover.”
“I-- I would like that. I’ve held more people than I can count. An infinite parade of lovers. But a friend? I can’t think of a single one”
AKA Tav and Astarion join together to find a cure, to find themselves, and to find love. Post BG3, far fetched and far flung. Old friends, new enemies, and lots of emotion. Also a friendship between Gandrel and Astarion, which I think is very nice.
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27 Sep 2023
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Female Tav (second person narration) and Astarion, shifting from Tav POV to some Astarion POV. Astarion tries to navigate the whole seduction plan with a Dom/sub dynamic, wanting to feel powerful and have some real control. Tav is only too happy to go along with it, but it doesn’t stay as simple as Astarion had hoped. Fluff/smut/character study.
Starts with the Tiefling party (written in Early Access) and builds from there.
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26 Sep 2023
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Astarion gets turned into a bat after the events of the game. He needs your help.
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26 Sep 2023
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“Bad dream?”
You whipped around, the dagger you kept under your pillow aimed at the owner of the voice. Astarion chuckled, hands raised to show he was unarmed. You sighed and dropped your weapon.
“A really bad dream, then, or are you always so quick on the draw?”
You stay quiet and wipe the sweat off your brow and upper lip. There was a stream nearby… but the thought of being alone out here at night terrified you. Sleeping out in the open with another vampire mere feet away was bad enough.
But there was nothing else you could do now to distract your mind. Her eyes, her smile were burned into the forefront of your mind, taunting you, beckoning you back to her.
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Tav was a vampire lord's slave and struggles to cope around Astarion
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- Part 19 of Astarion Fics/Drabbles
- Part 1 of I Come With Knives (And Agony)
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Bookmarked by vampirelunch
25 Sep 2023
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The secret to surviving is simple. It’s the execution that poses problems.
Don’t die.
It’s that easy.
auri knows people, and that's how she can tell; astarion is deeply, deeply fucked up.
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20 Sep 2023
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After weeks of pining over a certain vampire, boredom and a particularly talented wizard's illusion magic almost get the better of you.
Astarion x You story!
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08 Sep 2023
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In pursuit of an ornate treasure chest hidden within the depths of a forgotten cave, truth-magic stirs a confession out of you in the presence of company you'd rather have avoided.
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05 Sep 2023
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“Tempting not to bite you and draw a full meal, but I do need you alive. For now, anyway.”
He could do it, his fangs are so very close to your neck. One little lash outward and you’d be resisting a slow and chilling demise. But you see through the arrogance in his eyes. He doesn’t need you to find traps or lead you through treachery. He doesn’t need you to find a cure to your shared mindflayer predicament. No, he doesn’t need you for anything. In his eyes that hunger persists, and you realize he simply needs you.
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You and Astarion are trapped alone. You're bleeding. He's a vampire. The sexual tension is palpable. You know what happens next, darling.
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02 Sep 2023
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The Accountant’s Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord (and maybe bagging Astarion while you are at it) by Cinnamontails
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Nov 2024
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“Fine,” she said. “Do you know the statistically most common way for the authorities to take out organized crime?”
Well, if that was her idea of enticing conversation, it was no wonder she had all those evenings free to chase after scoundrels like him. Still, Astarion didn’t want to antagonize her further and ruin the game, so he pursed his lips and guessed, “A very large, well-placed cannon?”
“Tax fraud.”
She looked at him as if she expected some sort of reaction – maybe a dramatic gasp? A palm flung to his forehead in a theatrical rendition of How could I not think of this?
Everything he could muster was a blink. “Tax … fraud.”
She nodded, obviously excited about what Astarion was sure were two of the most boring words in the English language, combined.
"That's how we'll take down Cazador."- Language:
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Bookmarked by vampirelunch
18 Aug 2023