vroombxtch
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- Marvel (1)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (1)
- Marvel (Comics) (1)
- Hawkeye (Marvel Comics) (1)
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new phone, who dis? by vroombxtch
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2021
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‘Clinton Francis Barton, what the fuck is that?’
Clint looked up at Tony who was stood on the other side of the breakfast bar, with an incredulous look on his face. ‘New phone,’ he held it up to show Tony, ‘Like it?’ It was the new purple iPhone 12. He had to buy it because, well, it was purple. No further explanation needed.
‘It’s– It’s Apple.’
‘It’s purple, Stark. Purple.’
‘But an Apple phone, really? Why must you betray me like this Hawkguy? Fraternising with the enemy?’
‘P-U-R-P-L-E.’ Clint spelt out letter by letter, fingerspelling at the same time for good measure, at which Stark harrumphed and left the kitchen without another word to go do Clint didn’t care what.
Series
- Part 1 of jarvelous' marvel shorts
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jarvelous' marvel shorts by vroombxtch
Fandom Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2021
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When the 118 find out about Buck’s secret thirst account on Instagram – to raise fire safety awareness, obviously – they make fun of him the appropriate amount and move on. Eddie, who has had some recent and birthmark-shaped revelations about his feelings, finds it a little harder to do the same.
Of course, Eddie would never invade Buck’s privacy by searching for and finding the anonymous account. Or looking at all the uploaded photos late at night. Or even directly messaging Buck’s secret account. That would be weird, because he’s certainly not planning on doing anything about his newfound attraction.
However, anonymous account @elbombero118 has no such limitations.
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01 Jul 2026
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From: Buck Buckley, 4:42pm
Come over and fuck me
From: Buck Buckley, 4:45pm
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From: Buck Buckley, 4:45pm
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From: Buck Buckley, 4:45pm
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From: Buck Buckley, 4:46pm
Don’t keep me waiting or I’ll start without you.
He’s in a grocery store, for fuck’s sake. In the produce section. Staring at broccolini.
Eddie swipes away from the conversation and shoves his phone into his pocket. He swallows down the whine that threatens to permeate the innocent air of the store, and with clammy hands, pushes his cart to self-checkout so none of these poor cashiers ask if he's having a medical emergency from how red his face is. Is he drooling? He doesn’t think he’s drooling – at least, not from the mouth.
On autopilot, he loads his thankfully non-perishable groceries into his backseat and navigates his vehicle safely and calmly through the winding downtown streets to Buck’s apartment.
or, buck accidentally sends eddie nudes; they fuck it out
Series
- Part 41 of the great gig in the sky | buddie fics
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24 Jun 2026
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The AU where Bobby adopted Evan when he was six years old, and then twenty years later Eddie joins the 118 and starts dating Buck... and no one initially realises that Evan and Buck are, in fact, the same person. Part 1 is the story of the identity shenanigans and the reveal.
Part 3 is a collection of missing scenes from the original story, while Parts 4 ('how it could have gone') and 5 ('another way it could have gone') are outtakes and depict two different scenarios where the reveal of Buck and Evan being the same person go a different way.
Part 2 'oh captain my captain' is a prequel and shows the 118 meeting Bobby and then later on Evan.
Part 6 'these are the days we've been waiting for' is the story of Buck's first day at the 118.
Part 7 'may you live in interesting times' is a sequel to that takes place about a year or so later, and Part 8 'I once was lost (but now I'm found)' directly follows on and is a full-length sequel and prequel to the main story.
This series as it is now is standalone and can be considered complete. The only reason I haven't marked it as such is because I do expect to be adding additional installments at some point in the future. Happy reading!
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20 Jun 2026
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Of all the things Eddie had ever expected Buck to ask him about, he absolutely hadn’t thought it would be his fake dating services.
“I... Yeah, I do. I do that. Why?”
“Well, um, I was wondering... And I know this sounds really weird, especially since I don’t think I’ve ever really talked to you before, which I’m sorry about, by the way, because I'm sure you’re a really cool guy, and I know I’ve seen you at some parties before, and we’ve been in this class together all semester, but—”
Finally, Eddie manages to pull himself together enough to hold up a hand to stop Buck’s rambling, and the boy immediately snaps his mouth shut, blue eyes wide and a little panicked.
“Buck, what exactly do you want?” he asks, brow furrowed with confusion, and Buck’s nervous shuffling increases tenfold, his smile completely gone now.
“Right. Um. I... I was wondering if maybe you’d be willing to, um... to fake date me.”
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Eddie Diaz fake dates girls to make a little extra cash on the side. He's shocked when football star Evan "Buck" Buckley requests his services for the Christmas holiday.
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09 Jun 2026
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cutting down the family tree by florenceandthemachine for eddiesdiaz
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
13 Sep 2020
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for the absolutely infallible @eddiesdiaz who asked me on Tumblr:
High school au where Buck’s the sad lonely kid with the shit family and Eddie’s the popular captain of the wrestling team who makes it his personal mission to make Buck an honorary Diaz and convince him that he deserves nice things I am just saying
———Buck was good at going unseen.
It was a defense mechanism—his parent’s couldn’t get upset with what they didn’t realize was there—and it had only amped up once Maddie graduated. Once she went off to college, Buck had no reason to be a distraction anymore, to try and pull attention off of anyone; so he just got better at it. He could pick things up and set them down without a sound. He constantly walked on the balls of his feet. He even kept his breathing even, slow and low, whenever he wasn’t alone.
Buck was invisible to absolutely everyone.
Well… everyone except Eddie Diaz.
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07 Jun 2026