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My DADA Teachers Haven't Been Born Yet? by wolfstarweirdo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jul 2025
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Two young men fall in a heap at the front of the Great Hall. They are not sure how they got there or why they were teleported to Hogwarts but they take the opportunity and become DADA teachers.
Those two young men are named Harry Pots and Draco Malak and they are teaching DADA in the year 1977. And there just so happen to be a group of mischievous students that want to solve the mystery that is surrounding the two Professors.
They just aren't expecting what that secret is.
Or, Drarry teaches the Marauders from Sirius' POV.
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Sirius' grin widened as he gripped the edge of the object. "...Ooh. What’s this?"
James folded his arms. "If it’s another mouldy book, I swear—"
Sirius smirked as he pulled out an old game console. "Nope. This is way more interesting."
The game console had definitely seen better days—its paint was faded, bits of tape held it together like it had survived a lifetime of abuse, and he was pretty sure that was mould growing in the back. But despite the game’s state, the word 'Jumanji', etched across the top in fading, uneven letters, remained remarkably legible as if stubbornly clinging to its identity despite the passage of time.
“Oh, brilliant!” James said, shooting up from his spot on the dirty ground.
A Jumanji AU, including James, Sirius, Regulus, Remus and Peter!!
NOT ABANDONED JUST EXTREMELY BURNT OUT
**I DO NOT SUPPORT JKR TRANSPHOBIC VIEWS. IF YOU DO, PLEASE DON'T READ THIS, I DON'T WANT YOU HERE (THAT INCLUDES THE PEOPLE THAT ARE WATCHING THE REBOOT, BUYING NON-SECONDHAND MERCH OR DOING ANYTHING ELSE THAT GIVES HER MONEY)**
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“One iced coffee please!” called a voice far too enthusiastic for this hour of the night.
Face twisting into a scowl, Regulus turned around to see the person who kept him away from going home and getting the sleep he deserves.
And his face immediately fell; the boy was the most beautiful human being he had ever laid eyes on.
The first thing Regulus noticed was the state the boy’s hair was in. It looked like he had repeatedly electrocuted himself in his childhood, dark brown - almost black - hair sticking out at so many angles that it looked physically impossible. Although his bronze skin and deep brown eyes were alluring, it was his smile that drew Regulus’ attention next. It was lopsided, haphazard almost, and showed all his straight, white teeth. But the reason it drew Regulus’ attention was how bright it shone. Really, it could rival the sun. It was so contagious that even Regulus – Regulus! - could feel the corners of his mouth tilting upwards.
OR, a trans reggie au while the marauders are in a band (I'm shit at summaries, please read this).
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Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, I Present to You Miss Moonpup and Mr Prongslet by wolfstarweirdo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2024
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When two strangers, the same age as the Marauders, burst into the Great Hall, wanting to have a talk with Dumbledore the Marauders are obviously curious - they're a bunch of teenage boys, what do you expect? So when the mysterious pair seem to already know everything there is to know about Hogwarts the Marauders become suspicious, after all this is happening during a war. More questions arise and the Marauders need to solve the mystery surrounding the strange couple, they just don't know yet that doing so might just rip a hole in time itself.
Or, Harry Potter and his cousin Lyla Lupin got sent back in time just as they defeated Voldemort. They befriend the Marauders - aka their parents - and try to not slip up about who they are.
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The Curse That Comes With The Word 'Drarry' by wolfstarweirdo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2024
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In a world where your ship name is written somewhere on your body, Draco knows that Harry is his soulmate. He just hopes Harry never finds out.
Apparently the universe hates Draco's hopes.
(Set in eighth year.)
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Are you speaking French? by the_moon_and_stars_my_love for
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Feb 2016
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Based on the prompt:
wolfstar-puppylove: "Lol headcanon that Sirius never tells anyone he speaks fluent French and then when he tried to tell Remus that he's in love with him he gets so nervous that he starts rambling in another language and Remus is just like '....are you speaking French?' Like WTF ...and then later he's telling James about it and he's like 'I have no idea what just happened, and all of a sudden he just started yelling in French. I didn't even know he spoke French...'"
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I Mean, Gay Penguins, Right? by wolfstarlights for girlwithacrown
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2020
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Remus Lupin has a bad day. He is exhausted. He just wants a shower and then his bed. But, alas, he has to walk his dog. Fate must really hate him, because like this - greasy hair and all - he comes across the most gorgeous person ever.
Well, maybe fate doesn't hate him all that much.
Also, Remus is very anti-heteronormativity and Sirius wears eyeliner when he's walking his dog.
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- Part 2 of Blissember 2020
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"Awh that's lovely!! You and your girlfriend got any kids?"
Sirius gave a snort, moving another piece and watching as the man's pink lips curled around the straw as he drank. Girlfriend? Definitely not!
"Ah, yeah, no- no girlfriend to speak of, and no kids either..."
"Why not?"
"Women aren't really my area of expertise." He shrugged, hoping that got the point across.
"Oh, that's good then!"Remus smiled, looking up at the other man, deep blush creeping across his cheeks and lip caught tantalisingly between his teeth, and Sirius wondered if his heart could beat any louder. Could Remus hear it pounding against his ribs, threatening to break out and just scream for the other man to kiss him already?
He really needed to chill out - he knew nothing about the man other than his love for iced coffee and large jumpers and chess. It was odd to say the least, for Sirius to be so infatuated with someone like that, when his loves were of motor oil and energy drinks and loud music, but they seemed to slip so perfectly together it was unbelievable. Sirius was smitten.
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the more things seem to change (the more they stay the same) by ashspren
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
31 Jan 2021
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Achilles turns back to Patroclus. “So. Not too bad, right? We can keep this up for tomorrow?”
Can Patroclus keep this up? Yes. What will it cost? His sanity, dignity, and potentially a few years off his life.
He grins. “Yeah. We make a pretty handsome couple.”
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When Achilles asks Patroclus to be his date for his rich, eccentric great-uncle’s seventh wedding, Patroclus can see the rationale––they’re best friends, and they’ve been inseparable for years. It's intended as a small favor.
There’s one catch, though: It’s all fake. But Patroclus is actually in love with Achilles, and this very well may kill him.
A Californian, fake-dating, modern high school AU in which Patroclus deals with Achilles’s crazy family and
barelysurvives his not-so-unrequited feelings.Series
- Part 1 of put your records on (california au)
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where the nights are long, and the paws are plenty by dustandstatic
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018)
04 Feb 2022
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HADES chatfic. After dropping out of university and moving back in with his father, Zagreus doesn't really know what to do with his life. When Megaera tells him about a job opening on the night shift of a local animal shelter, Zagreus decides that spending his nights watching sleeping dogs is as good a start as any.