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    Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.

     

    “Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”

    March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”

    “Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”

    “Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”

    For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.

    Incriminating.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    The convict is a vampire. He was welded shut and has seen eldritch blood god from the bottom of the ocean.

    The blood eel does not want him dead.

    Simon wants to live. He, surprisingly, lives. He faces the consequences of that.

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    14 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Resources are running thin, and that includes human resources. They’re running out of convicts to send down for the exploratory blood ocean descents, so the COI higher ups demand that they keep this next one alive. Long term.

    Inspired by ctrl-shift-alt-9's posts on Tumblr: What if Simon was told more about the mission and actually given a chance to succeed, leading to his freedom. Especially since (even with the circumstances) he did a pretty good job piloting and navigating the SM-13. Understandably so, the post actually gives Simon a regular courier job, but sorry Simon, here you're going back in the Lung, full time.

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    14 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    they meet on the ship. tony kinda doesn't know what to do with himself.

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    13 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    13 Jun 2026