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1. Kansas Beef, Weeding and Other Greek God Things by therogueheart

   Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson
   • Clark Kent
   • Martha Kent
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff
   • Family Fluff
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
   • Gardens & Gardening
   • Mutual Pining
   • Injury Recovery
   • Wordcount: Over 10.000
   • First Meetings
   • Crush at First Sight
   • Bruce Wayne-centric
   • POV Bruce Wayne
   • Cheesecake
   • Misunderstandings
   • Secret Identity
   • Awkward Crush

   Summary

   There was a Greek God in his garden.
   A Greek God who, upon closer inspection, was weeding.
   Mildly alarmed, he called for Alfred.

   Or; how to convince your reckless boss to take well-needed time off by hiring the most attractive and strangely durable gardener known to man.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,385

   Chapters:

   5/?

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