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Part 35 of Madoka Attacks North Korea Cinematic Universe
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2024-11-06
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2025-06-15
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Nanoha Adventure Battle DX: Director’s Cut

Summary:

The way past cool elementary school student, Nanoha Takamachi lives the ideal life. She has a family and friends who care about her, an older brother who she’s superior to, and a rich girlfriend who’s almost a decade older than her, who she coerced into falling in love with her. However, all that changes when she decides to help an unconscious ferret and accidentally becomes a magical girl with the task of helping him find the Jewel Seeds.

(Now with a new story at the end.)

Chapter 1: It Doesn’t Matter to Nanoha

Notes:

Here’s the OST:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8qVwYHK1qTx494VZ9FjYXDAdfs39vy4R&si=pGLR-b_gbwF7Zx50

Chapter Text

Kyouya was running down the stairs toward the kitchen.
“Crap! Crap! I’m gonna be late! Why did nobody wake me up!” He nervously murmured to himself.
He managed to enter the kitchen to see his mother, father, and sisters sitting at the table. His mother and father were half way done with their plate of omurice, while Miyuki, the older of his two sisters, was already done with her meal. Nanoha, his youngest sister, was already done with her breakfast and Kyouya’s and was drinking the blackest cup of coffee her father could possibly brew with a perfectly straight face.
“So you’re telling me that the reason why you quit your job as a bodyguard was because you almost died.” The brunette asked before taking another sip of her coffee.
“Yes.”
A smile spread across Nanoha’s face as she tried her best to not laugh.
“Come on, Shirou! Almost dying is nothing to retire over! A real hero of justice would continue working until their dying breath!”
Miyuki snickered at her sister’s joke.
“Yeah, dad! Even if someone like you lost an arm, that shouldn’t be enough to disillusion him! You should’ve been tougher!”
Although she felt bad about her husband being made fun of by his own daughters, Momoko couldn’t help but almost laugh at their mockery. To stop Shirou from seeing her laugh, Momoko covered her mouth. The black haired man turned away from his family and held his head down in shame.
“Nanoha! Did you eat my breakfast again?” Kyouya shouted. “That’s like the third time this week alone you’ve done that!”
“Hey, it’s not my fault you’re constantly waking up late. Maybe if you woke your lazy ass up a few minutes earlier than me, I wouldn’t eat your stuff. Besides, it’s not like you would’ve been able to eat your omurice at this time anyway.”
Kyouya let out an annoyed sigh.
“…All my classes are going to have lectures today… how am I supposed to concentrate on an empty stomach?”
Nanoha quickly stood up and began to approach her brother.
“You’re gonna drive to school today, right? Drop me off at my school. It’ll be faster for both of us.”
“Fine. But don’t expect me to keep dropping you off if you steal everything I care about.” He let out an annoyed huff before walking out of the kitchen and heading toward the door.
“Are you going to come with us, Miyuki?”
“Nah. I’ll just walk to school myself. It’s not like the school I go to is that far from where we live.”
Nanoha quickly walked out of the kitchen, following her brother.

-8 minutes later-
After a short drive, Kyouya’s car stopped in front of Seishou Elementary School. Nanoha quickly exited the car and closed the door.
“You better get going now. It wouldn’t do you any good to be late.” She calmly said as she walked toward the building’s entrance.
With the brunette now gone, Kyouya drove away. Standing in front of Seishou’s front doors were a blonde, green eyed girl and a purple haired, blue eyed girl who were the same age as her.
“Nanoha! What took you so long to get here? Class is about to start in a few minutes.” The purple haired girl scolded her.
“Sorry, Arisa, Suzuka. I would’ve been here far sooner if my good for nothing brother didn’t wake up so late.”
“God, that brother of yours sounds like a loser. How is he related to you and your sister?”
“No clue. I guess he must’ve gotten the same loser genes that my dad has.” She calmly said before walking toward the doors.
She opened it, allowing herself and her friends to enter the school.
“Wasn’t your brother dating Suzuka’s sister at some point? Whatever happened to that?”
Nanoha began to grin at her friend’s question.
“I happened to it.” She gleefully said while pointing at herself.
The three girls stopped in their tracks as Arisa raised an eyebrow.
“What?”
“My brother’s such an incompetent lover that it turns out he was barely seeing her. In fact, he seldom ever responded to her texts. Do you remember that project the three of us did a few months ago?”
“That biology one where we had to make a cardboard replica of an extinct species?”
The brunette nodded her head.
“Yep. That one. You were in charge of researching the animal we were making a replica of, I was in charge of buying the materials, and Suzuka was in charge of actually making it. Once I bought everything she needed, I went to Suzuka’s house to drop off the supplies. Before I could leave, Shinobu spoke to me about matters that concerned her relationship with my brother. She told me that she felt incredibly lonely, that he wasn’t treating her well, and that she hoped I could talk to him about this because he wouldn’t answer any of her messages. I’d go into detail about what happened next, but I don’t think Suzuka would feel comfortable hearing about it, so I’ll just say that I ended up doing something to get her to fall for me and leave my brother.”
“Suzuka, is this true?”
“Yes. Nanoha comes to my house every few days to visit my big sister in her room. I’m not really sure what they do since I don’t pay attention to them, but I have heard some strange sounds. Things like muffled screams, my sister shouting Nanoha’s name, and what sounds like someone jumping up and down on the bed. If I had to guess, I think they’re playing Smash Bros. on my sister’s Switch, and both end up getting really into it, causing Nanoha to jump on her bed to distract her or as a form of celebration whenever she wins.”
Arisa’s face flushed the instant she realized what her friend and Shinobu were doing.
“Nanoha, you horndog!”
“Don’t keep standing around there, Arisa.” Nanoha calmly said as she and Suzuka continued walking. “Otherwise, you’ll be late.”

-Several hours later-
Nanoha was in the middle of her math class. She was concentrated on her teacher’s lesson when her phone suddenly vibrated. The brunette’s eyes widened as she put her left hand in her uniform’s pocket.
Why is Shinobu texting me now of all times? She knows I’m still in school. She thought to herself as she maintained eye contact with the blackboard. Nanoha patiently waited until her teacher finished teaching and sat back at her desk to look at her computer to quickly pull her phone out and look at the message she received.
Hey, baby. I know you’re still in school, and I’m sorry if this is disturbing you, but can you come to my house after you’re done? It’s been a few days since we were last together…
Nanoha quickly tapped on the message and began to respond to it.
Sure thing. I’ll try to go to your house as soon as possible.
She sent the message and then put her phone back into her pocket.

-A few hours later-
The school day finished, and Nanoha exited the school. She pulled her phone out and began to text her mother.
I’m gonna go to Suzuka’s house for a little while. I think I’ll be home in time for dinner. She wrote before putting her phone in her pocket. The brunette began to walk to her left toward the Tsukimura family’s mansion when Suzuka approached her.
“Are you gonna visit my sister, Nanoha?”
“Yeah. She asked me if I could earlier, and I said yes.” Nanoha chuckled slightly. “Now I’m pretty much obligated to, or she’ll get upset.”
“Let’s walk there together then. That way I can open the door for you.”
“All right.”
The two girls walked together until they eventually reached the purple haired girl’s home, a large mansion with a blue roof and red walls. She ran over to the front door of it to unlock it and then entered. Nanoha followed her shortly afterward. They both walked upstairs.
“I’ll be in my room if you want to speak with me about anything.” She said before walking to her right.
Nanoha turned to her left and walked down the hallway until she reached the fourth door to her right. She opened the door and saw Shinobu lying in bed with only a white shirt that had the word “volte” written on it and white panties with blue strips going down it vertically. Unlike her ex, she wasn’t attending college and mostly spent her days in her room, watching anime or playing video games. That was because, despite being the eldest daughter of two wealthy engineers, it was mainly Suzuka that wanted to succeed them. It was for that reason that Shinobu was permitted to not start college or look for a job.
“You’re finally here.” The purple haired woman said, smiling at her girlfriend. “I’ve been waiting all day for you, Nanoha.”
As the brunette walked toward her, Shinobu spread her legs wide, giving the child a good view of her soaked nether regions.
“Are you really that wet already? I haven’t even taken off my clothes yet.” Nanoha said as she pulled her uniform off herself, leaving herself only in her pink bra and panties.
“I can’t help myself when I know you’re coming over. You make me feel better than your brother ever could.”
She smirked as she got on her girlfriend’s bed.
“Of course I do. I wouldn’t expect anything more from such an incompetent man.”
She crawled over to Shinobu and effortlessly pinned her down before getting on top of her.
“Let’s get this pesky thing off.” She murmured before pulling the purple haired girl’s shirt off her, revealing her large breasts. “You aren’t wearing a bra? What a naughty girl.”
At the same time, Shinobu put her hands on Nanoha’s ass and pulled her panties down.
“You’re really eager to get this started.” Nanoha gleefully said as her hand snaked its way toward the purple haired woman’s undergarments.
She moved her index finger down the area where all the moisture was coming from, eliciting a moan from her.
“Nanoha!”
The brunette moved her head down and began to suck on her lover’s left nipple. Shinobu let out a moan as she wrapped her legs around her. With the purple haired woman’s crotch so close to her, Nanoha began to hump her as if she were a dog in heat. After a few seconds, she stopped sucking on the purple haired woman’s nipple and moved over to her lower chest. She began to kiss and lick down it until she reached her stomach.
“You’re spoiling me, Nanoha. It wouldn’t be right if I let you have all the fun.” Shinobu said as her fingers brushed up against the brunette’s vaginal lips.
She tried her best to stifle her moans as she ceased kissing her girlfriend’s stomach and moved up to her neglected breast. Instead of moving towards her nipple like she did with her right, she moved her lips just under it and began to gently suck on her breast.
“You asked for this!” She shouted before inserting both her index and middle fingers into her.
Nanoha moved away from Shinobu’s breast, leaving behind a hickey as she let out a gasp. She slowly moved her fingers in and out of her. With each movement, the brunette would let out a deep breath in an attempt to stop herself from shouting.
“So that’s how you wanna do it.” She said with one eye closed and a huge grin on her face through closed teeth.
Nanoha moved her head down and quickly pulled Shinobu’s panties off with her teeth. With her vagina now completely exposed, Nanoha brought her face up to the soaking wet pussy and gently licked it as if she were a cat trying to lap up milk from a bowl.
“Fuck!” The purple haired woman moaned as she continued pumping her fingers in and out of the child.
Not even a second later, the brunette inserted her tongue inside of her and began to eat her out.
“N-Nanoha!” Shinobu let out a breathy gasp as she continued fingering Nanoha.
Just a few seconds was enough to push the purple haired woman to the edge.
“N-Nanoha! I-I’m gonna-“
Before she could finish speaking, she orgasmed, spraying all over the brunette’s face. After a few seconds, Nanoha orgasmed as well. She stifled a moan to keep herself from shouting and closed her eyes. Once she was done, Shinobu pulled her fingers out of her and licked her fingers clean.
“That was great…” She breathily said as she sat up.
Without saying a word, Nanoha got off her girlfriend and sat down beside her.
“I already told my mom I’ll be coming home later, so I won’t be able to stay the night.”
“I see…” She said, sounding somewhat sad. “But still, we can spend some time together before you go.”
While Shinobu spoke, Nanoha noticed a rather large yellow phallic object out of the corner of her eye. It lay just outside of the bush.

-A few hours later-
Nanoha and Shinobu lay in bed together. They were watching YouTube videos on the purple haired woman’s TV. Throughout the entire time she had been with Shinobu, she had been keeping an eye on the weird phallic object outside. It didn’t appear to be some sort of discarded sex toy or even an inanimate object. She wasn’t quite sure what it was, and while she wanted to investigate it, she also didn’t want to leave just yet. As she watched the TV, she suddenly noticed her phone turn on inside her uniform. She quickly grabbed it and read the message her mom had sent.
Nanoha, it’s getting rather late. When are you going to come back?
The child turned her phone off and turned to look at her girlfriend.
“My mom’s pestering me. I think I’m gonna have to go home soon.”
“It’s fine. Not like you could do anything about that.”
Nanoha quickly stood up and began to get dressed. Once she was fully clothed, she walked over to Shinobu’s bed and gently kissed her left cheek.
“Bye. Call me if you need anything.”
“Have a good night, my love.”
The brunette quickly walked out of Shinobu’s room and closed her door. She went down the hallway, walked down the stairs, and then exited the mansion. Instead of going straight home, she decided to go behind the Tsukimura mansion. She approached the bush outside of her girlfriend’s room and saw what looked like a ferret with yellow fur. Its fur looked ruffled, it appeared to be breathing faintly, and it was unconscious.
“I didn’t know ferrets lived in the wild in Japan.” She murmured to herself as she picked him up. “I wonder what happened to this poor guy. I should bring him to the vet before anything else happens to-“ She stopped speaking upon noticing that he was wearing a necklace with a red bead in the center of it. “So it looks like you’re someone’s pet. I’ll have to find whoever your owner is after I make sure you’re okay.”