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1. Exactly Just What Nobody Wanted by PrufrockianParalysis

   Fandoms: Marvel 616, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 May 2026

   Tags

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   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Wanda Maximoff
   • Tony Stark
   • Steve Rogers
   • Pepper Potts
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Bruce Banner
   • Clint Barton
   • Doreen Green
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Lucky the Pizza Dog (Marvel)
   • Kate Bishop
   • Carol Danvers
   • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
   • Kitty Pryde
   • Tippy-Toe the Squirrel (Marvel)
   • NOT MOVIE DEADPOOL
   • Based on 616 but basically my own universe
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Long-Term Relationship(s)
   • Not Gonna Abandon This One
   • Spider-Man - Freeform
   • Deadpool - Freeform
   • Secondary Steve/Tony
   • Secondary Pepper/Natasha
   • Avengers - Freeform
   • no secret identities
   • References to Jane Austen
   • Pride and Prejudice References
   • References to The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton
   • References to Depression
   • References to Drugs
   • Anxiety Disorder
   • References to Hangsaman - Shirley Jackson
   • References to We Have Always Lived in the Castle - Shirley Jackson
   • Adult Peter Parker/Adult Wade Wilson

   Summary

   Peter and Wade have a secret. The Avengers find out.

   But Wade has a plan.

   A plan that is highly based on Pride & Prejudice.

   Things get a little awkward. Things get a little funny. And then they get weird.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   40,330

   Chapters:

   16/?

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