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As I mentioned earlier, this version of D.H.O.R.K.S. Agents and ARMED FORCCES Soldiers, are more serious, but they can still be morons at times. Besides the aforementioned breaking down of every door during mission, or sampling the alcohol from hell, I'll mention a few other such situations: When detecting the IMP, the agents split up and two Agents search the area. One has his glasses off and the other is wearing them.
Agent without glasses asks: "Hey 375 why you didnt put off that sunglasses, you even see something in that dark?"
to which second Agent respond: "Remember only true federals wears sunglasses even at night."
Agent without Glasses:"Em Mhm..."
soldiers from ARMED FORCES are guarding the area, one of them is standing next to a red barrel of gas.
The soldier who is standing further away asks: "You aren't afraid stand next to a red object? Heh, in video games they always explode."
Soldier near the barrel: "Nah what are you talking about." (Suddenly Barrel explodes shooted by Moxxie)
While searching the premises that belonged to the demon in disguise, one wants to turn off the television that is playing.
Accidently drops it on the floor and says: "Oops"
the non-commissioned officer who is with them replies to that: "This TV was belong to demon, You feel sorry?"
Two soldiers have a conversation about how tough demons are.
Soldier 1 Asks second solddier: "Alpha 91 What you think, did even demons could die from normal firearms?"
Soldier 2 Answers: "If you shoot something and its not dies, its means you just don't shoot enough."
two agents and one soldier they argue which D.H.O.R.K.S department is better
one of the agents says: "So... I understand the organization needed muscle, but this black camouflage and dress code are edgy and overdone. And don't forget, the general is a man in his sixties."
The soldier replies: "At least we don't look like corp rats, and unlike clones, we live longer than a school semester."
During Intervention trying catch demon, when D.H.O.R.K.S Agent and Soldiers try Kill him. D.H.O.R.K.S General with Agent One and Two are in command truck nearlby
General says "Agent Squad 2, you go with Soldier Squad C, go down the left corridor and cut they Path. Damn this whole Action is FUBAR."
Agent One: "Wait what-"
General Replies: "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair, YOU REALLY NEVER hear OF IT?!"
During an action in a small abandoned town in the US, D.H.O.R.K.S has trouble ambushing I.M.P. from plans like A B C none of them succeed.
General says to Agent One and Agent Two: "OK now we do plan F means Fuck it. call for permission for the use of fighters, tactic bomb that Shit always work."