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Across centuries of plagues, wars, and new names for old cruelties, Merlin endures. After Camlann he walks the long road alone, a sorcerer who will not die and a lover who cannot forget. When grief finally tears a seam in time, he falls back into Camelot on the first day of his destiny. This time Merlin is smarter, quiet where he must be, ruthless where it counts, and determined to change fate for his golden-haired king.
“That’s not very knightly of you, darling,” he called, voice lazy as a cat sunning on a sill.
Arthur turned. Blue eyes, quick and keen and infuriatingly curious, flicked over him. “Excuse me?”
“Using a servant as a moving target.” Merlin tipped his head toward the boy trotting in a circle, the shield clattering against his spine. “It’s crude. If you wanted to show off, you could have asked me to watch. I make an excellent audience.
A squire choked. The boy stumbled to a grateful halt.
Arthur’s mouth flattened into the princely version of a smile’s shadow. “Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“Handsome, overconfident, dangerously good with his hands,” Merlin said. “Likes knives more than apologies. I’ve met your type.”A.k.a Merlin fixes destiny with flirting,
Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
08 Oct 2025
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Based on a post I found on Insta, Uther notices a bunch of problems that could only be solved by magic spontaneously finding themselves taken care of around Arthur, and concludes that it must be due to Arthur's magical conception. Chaos ensues.
Everything interesting happens around a fire for some reason
Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
30 Sep 2025
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Really this is a catch all for my hurt Merlin whump so please forgive me. Don't know where all these super angsty story ideas come from but here they are.
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Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
12 Jul 2025
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Arthur has waited for Naming Day all his life, but could not be more disappointed when he finds out who the Soul Stone names for him. It isn’t the prisoner he meets in the dungeons, but his heart aches for him anyway.
Merlin has never thought about soulmates until they come knocking at his door in Ealdor. Convinced that there’s something wrong with the Soul Stone, he travels to magic-banned Camelot to end its influence. He never thought that he would be enraptured by the crown prince who comes to interrogate him.
✨ Now with an art remix by schweet_heart HERE✨
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
21 Jan 2024
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In the morning, Merlin knows, Arthur will don his crown again. But for now their world is only Arthur’s drowsy kisses, and Merlin tracing circles on Arthur’s bare chest, and the night outside is deep and dark and still. There are no conspiracies, no dragons, no prophecies relentlessly unraveling.
Merlin wishes, selfishly, that dawn might never come.
(And the dawn obeys.)
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Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
05 Oct 2023
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Eddie had never kissed a girl before, not because he didn't want to, he didn’t need much to get invested. Fuck, he was so easily turned on, just a slight breeze and there he was, sporting a hard on able to hold a wet towel with no effort.
No, Eddie wanted to, just… he never had met a girl who he wanted to kiss or go further. Even with all these cute cheerleaders and their short, flowing skirts.
But there he was now, in front of this goddess with Bette Davis’ eyes that was fluttering her eyelashes to him. Flirting with him, Jesus Christ.
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Or, Eddie's sexual awakening thanks to genderfluid Steve/Stevie Harrington.
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- Part 1 of S-t-e-v-i-e
Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
17 Mar 2023
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kiss me (beneath the milky twilight) by Gorgeousgreymatter for starlitsparrow
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Feb 2023
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Eddie doesn’t quite know how, but they’ve somehow avoided having this conversation up until now. About Eddie, like, specifically. Like, on purpose.Tastefully subtle evasion on Eddie’s part? Maybe, but not likely. Because Steve apparently knew something, and had just been super polite about it. Eddie’s still trying to do just about anything other than look at Steve, but really, he has to do something other than hurl himself off the side of this trailer, right? “Um — yeah, but also, like, the never kissed anybody ever type of not knowing?”
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Eddie has never been kissed. Steve apparently would very much like to volunteer to fix this.
Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
02 Mar 2023
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“You really love me back?” Steve asks softly, weakly. Eddie nods. “…Why?”
Eddie gazes at him, pressing his hands against Steve’s waist, whispering.
“Why not?”
Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
13 Feb 2023
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So tender I’m ended, surrendered to you by Sadstateofaffairs
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
09 Feb 2023
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“Ground rules,” Steve says as he pushes the door open and turns to face him, walking backwards into his hallway. The dealer is prowling him, stalking towards him, biting his bottom lip.
“One, do not fucking kiss me,” Steve says, clicking on a lamp. The guy nods, taking off his jacket, throwing it on the floor as he stares at his mouth while he talks. “Two, this is a one time thing.”
The guy laughs, grabs onto Steve’s wrists, “that’s not going to be a problem.” “Because once you have me, you’ll want me again,” Steve oozes confidence, all babygirl and bratty. It’s so easy for him to be like this.
He scoffs, “oh please. Who do you think you are? Really?”
He tightens his grip on his wrists and pushes him against the wall. Fuck, okay, it’s going to happen right here.
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Steve sleeps around with low expectations and zero intentions for it ever meaning more. Until he meets a guy who makes him want to break all his own rules.
*Now with an epilogue*
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Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
03 Feb 2023
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“I was wondering if you might come home with me.” Merlin stops mid-rant and stares at him, and then down at his panini again, and back at Arthur. This is a panini of lies and pain. He can tell already.
“For Christmas? I’ve got an uncle and a mother and a sister waiting for me at home, in case you hadn’t remembered, I’m not going home with you just because you’re a workaholic.”
“No, it’s. My mum might be under the impression that we’re a little bit married.”
In which Merlin gets conned into spending Christmas with Arthur's family and pretending to be his husband, because somehow this is his life.
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Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
23 Nov 2022
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Arthur doesn’t know how it happened, but he thinks the smiles Merlin keeps throwing him might kill him. Perhaps he’s been cursed, some sort of spell has been put on him that makes him lose his breath every time he catches Merlin’s eyes.
Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
23 Nov 2022
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After his first time, Eddie decides he loves sex. Particularly, sex with Steve Harrington. It's just that he doesn't really think Steve Harrington is going to love continuing to have sex with him after, what Eddie considers to be, a poor performance.
Steve does what he does best and proves Eddie wrong.
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- Part 2 of locked in
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- English
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- 12,100
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
11 Nov 2022
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The smell of home by jaywasheretoday, TheBeastsWrite (orphan_account)
Fandoms: teen wolf - Fandom
03 Oct 2014
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this is so self indulgent oh my god -
Derek can't figure out what that smell is, can't figure out what Stiles is.
It's a bit of a surprise when he does.- Language:
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
22 Oct 2022
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Wow by Gabriel_in_Glasses
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Sep 2022
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Peter sees Deadpool out of his suit for the first time when he shows up at the merc's apartment unannounced.
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Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
30 Sep 2022
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Steve notices Eddie Munson one day in a way he never thought he would- in a way he never noticed any guy- and he starts to question everything. There’s one question he just can’t get out of his head:
Would he like it? If Eddie touched him?
Steve just can’t stop thinking about it and before he knows it, his hand is moving on its own.Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
21 Aug 2022
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19 Aug 2022
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Something’s up with Steve today.
He’s been working all week and too tired to think about himself, but there’s something else there, too. Eddie takes it upon himself to cater to his needs; make him feel safe, loved, and desired.
(Smut only in chapter two.)
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
31 Jul 2022
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Steve had always loved making his partners feel good. Watching people cum just from his mouth, their legs clamped around his ears–it was his favourite thing.
Or it was, before Eddie Munson ruined it for him. Ruined him..
(Or: Eddie sets out to Destroy Steve in the best way.)
Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
11 Jul 2022
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Just a Notch in Your Bedpost by lichtbringer (percyinpanties)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Jul 2022
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He’s halfway in Eddie’s lap as one kiss becomes three becomes five, and Steve forgets that he needs to breathe until his lungs burn from the lack of oxygen and force him to break away. Eddie chases after him and Steve can’t stop the small laugh that bubbles up in his chest - this is going to be the end of him, Steve doesn’t remember the last time he’s felt so wanted.
Steve wants Eddie, and after weeks of pining, he's sure that Eddie wants him too - until they fall into bed together and suddenly nothing is the same anymore.
In the aftermath, Steve tries to cope with the thought that Eddie just doesn't want him as much as he does Eddie - and Eddie, Eddie is trying to understand how he managed to lose his new best friend and one chance at love at the same time.In the background, Robin and Dustin may be debating if they should just lock the two in a room until they get over themselves and talk it out.
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- Part 1 of Sugar, We're Going Down
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- English
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Bookmarked by Clotpole_Assbutt
08 Jul 2022