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Your little sister (Max) and mom have been having a hard time. You decide to move to Hawkins to help out, and while giving up California and your senior year might be hard, there is a boy across the trailer park who just might make it worth it. . .
We've got a nice and toasty slow burn here folks! We'll go through the events of season four, but we'll it my way ;)
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- English
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- 217,157
- Chapters:
- 41/41
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01 Jun 2026
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Rosemary Clarke never planned on finishing high school in Hawkins, Indiana. She definitely didn’t plan on living with her nerdy science-teacher uncle, getting adopted by a bunch of overexcited middle schoolers, or forming an uneasy co-babysitter alliance with Steve Harrington of all people.
But Hawkins is stranger than it looks, and normal keeps slipping through Rose’s fingers. Between Dungeons & Dragons nights, suspicious happenings no one can explain, and one ex–golden boy trying very hard to be better than he was, Rose finds herself building a new life out of grief, bad jokes, and late-night car rides.
There is too much hairspray, cryptic small-town mysteries no one quite wants to name out loud, and two reluctant babysitters who keep ending up on the same side of things. Rose and Steve are determined not to talk about the way they fit together in a crisis… or the quiet, inconvenient feelings that start growing in between monsters, math homework, and middle school dances.
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- English
- Words:
- 372,385
- Chapters:
- 52/?
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- 1,507
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28 May 2026
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Make You Feel Wanted by Sebena
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
11 Jan 2026
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“You're supposed to be helping with the dishes.”
“I am helping,” Yelena mumbles around the spoon in her mouth. Bob shoots her a speculative side eye but say nothing.
“Supervision is helping.”
Snorting his disbelief rather than engaging, Bob returns to his work, pretending to studiously ignore the way her pink tongue licked at her cereal spoon, like a kitten desperate for the last remnants of cream.
For all his pretending, the subtle reddening of his cheeks, and the way his tongue peeks out to lick at his lips as if he can taste her, is a dead giveaway that she has his attention.
Or a smutty study in all the many faces of Bob and Yelena
Chapter 1: Sentry
Chapter 2: Yelena
Chapter 3: The Void
Chapter 4: NatashaSeries
- Part 1 of make you feel wanted
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25 May 2026
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Dr. Wells stepped into the room, glancing at the printed sign taped to the door that read, Transmed Connection: FtM Dysphoria Support Group.
“Thank you for having me! Hello everyone, my name is Dr. Wells. I’m a licensed therapist, and among other things, I specialize in guided meditation and stress relief techniques. I’d like to start with some breathing exercises today, just to make sure that everyone is feeling comfortable and relaxed. Is everyone ready to get started, or do you have any questions or concerns before we begin?”Series
- Part 10 of Malpractice
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- English
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- 18,769
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Comments:
- 279
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- 3,156
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- 265
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Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
08 Feb 2026
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Sirius knows it's wrong. He knows he shouldn't be doing this. And yet every night, he slips into Harrie's bedroom and uses her while she sleeps.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 147
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Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
06 Oct 2025
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The Hand that Feeds Bit Me First by LambSouvlaki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
06 Aug 2024
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Jason had known Louise for years. She’d been his getaway driver, his alibi, a co-conspirator. He had bailed her out of the trouble she got herself into more times than he could count. With a straight face she told Batman she had never even heard of the Red Hood, while he was passed out on her couch. He confirmed to many an HR department that she definitely worked for him, uh-huh, five years in accounts? Absolutely, best accountant he’d ever had. She’d been ‘borrowing’ his vacuum cleaner for years now. He attended her grandpa's funeral.
Boyfriends and girlfriends came and went. Heroes and villains, dubious costumes and harebrained schemes.
They remained.
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- Part 1 of Partners in Crime
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 125,737
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Comments:
- 1,953
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- 2,840
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06 Sep 2025
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Bandaged, ill and close to death, notorious outlaw Arthur Morgan is delivered to the rural home of Miss Kathryn Vallier in the dead of night. Propriety and morality dictate that neither can act on the undeniable pull they feel towards one another despite the difference in their ages and stations. But when circumstances send them fleeing across the country together, the loneliness and wildness make it much harder to respect the lines drawn in the sand.
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- English
- Words:
- 146,653
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 472
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- 1,126
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04 Sep 2025
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The Demon, the Witch, and the Ghosts of Gotham by fluorescent_tones
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
19 Dec 2024
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Amira can see the future and talk to ghosts. She's living under the radar until her life is upended by a gang far too keen to get a hold of her abilities. Suddenly finding herself in a safehouse with Robin as her live-in protector, her priorities quickly shift.
Will she survive tomorrow? Did her familiar eat the neighbour's cat? How can she stop the resident ghost spoiling her shows?
And why oh why can't she keep her mind off the grumpiest vigilante in Gotham?- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 181,607
- Chapters:
- 35/35
- Comments:
- 394
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- 1,901
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Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
23 Aug 2025
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Callipygian by Onesmartcookie78, pennydragons
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Young Justice (Cartoon), Nightwing (Comics), DCU (Comics)
15 May 2025
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"She knows that ass. In fact, she'd spent the whole day staring at pictures of it. So she is absolutely, 100% certain that ass belongs to Dick Grayson. Now, if Dick Grayson wants to run across the rooftops dressed in spandex, that's his prerogative. The problem is, he's not just Dick Grayson. No. Dick Grayson is Nightwing. And she has questions."
She hadn't been trying to figure out who he was. In fact, she was trying to uncover the identity of the Red Hood. But now that she knows, she can't go back.
And check out my beta!
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- Part 1 of Sins of a Feather (aka The Assverse)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 87,055
- Chapters:
- 23/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 835
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- 2,847
- Bookmarks:
- 864
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- 90,421
Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
20 Aug 2025
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Invisible String by thelastpeasant
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
25 Jun 2025
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Working as Dick Grayson’s personal assistant, was somehow the most anticlimactic and bizarre thing that had ever happened in her life.
Mainly, because she had only seen the man a handful of times at best. Let’s backtrack a little, shall we?
Or, alternatively: in which the reader gets way more than she bargained for when she starts working as Dick Grayson's personal assistant.
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- Part 1 of The Gotham Girl’s Guide to Science (and Surviving Vigilantes)
- Part 1 of Schrödinger’s Dick (Dick Grayson)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 406,648
- Chapters:
- 71/90
- Comments:
- 3,218
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- 4,264
- Bookmarks:
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20 Aug 2025
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After a string of casual dating mishaps leaves you unsatisfied, you find that the grass is greener in the front seat of your best friend’s car.
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- Part 1 of Mentholverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,187
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 208
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- 2,354
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Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
11 Aug 2025
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Minho laughs and Jisung hears him typing something on his keyboard. A new chat message appears. “Here you go, a gift to remember me by.” That smile appears in his voice again. “Let’s talk later. Bye, Hannie.”
> leebit has left Group Voice Chat.
> leebit: (XXX-XXX-XXXX)Jisung blinks. Is that… a phone number? Did he just… get a cute boy's phone number playing Overwatch?
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- English
- Words:
- 56,144
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 761
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- 9,249
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Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
07 Aug 2025
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Rec 724
Mystery Work
Part of leebitcore - editing
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
06 Aug 2025
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Safe with me by bitsandbobsandstuff
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Jun 2018
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When an unknown threat enters your life, protection is offered at the highest level. As Bucky Barnes comes into your life, the game changes, and you realise falling for the man tasked with keeping you safe is the last thing you expected.
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- English
- Words:
- 87,513
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 904
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- 6,056
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- 1,736
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- 143,792
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07 Jul 2025
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Your coworker Dr. Spencer Reid is a thorn in your side. And although he annoys you to no end, there's way more to your tumultuous relationship than just that. Female reader, enemies to lovers, slow burn, nsfw :)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 117,720
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Comments:
- 657
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- 2,516
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- 561
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Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
12 Jun 2025
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Maybe she didn’t want this job after all. Yes, the lab was sure to be amazing, the research was insane, and she’d dreamed of exactly this opportunity for years, but if she couldn’t manage to ride the stupid elevator.
Nora just wants to make it to the ninetieth floor without having a panic attack.
Bucky is positive the woman in the elevator is terrified of him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 127,292
- Chapters:
- 58/58
- Comments:
- 492
- Kudos:
- 1,645
- Bookmarks:
- 401
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- 41,692
Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
25 May 2025
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Safehouse by VoidMyWarranty for Lexi Banner (jinbaittai)
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), Wolverine (Movies)
19 May 2025
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You get your bearings in a split second. The street is well lit, unusually so, because—
Because for the first time, the plain house has its porch light on. And there’s a man sitting in the rocking chair, smoking.
Like a glutton you drink in every detail that you can absorb in the three seconds of polite onlooking that you’ve allotted yourself. He’s f***ing huge, like the most enormous man you've ever seen, and he’s definitely watching you. With the light coming from over his shoulder his face is just darkness and you can’t see anything else, and it’s infuriating that it’s all you get before you have to turn your head away.
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Victor Creed is your neighbor. This is a romance with plot, and smut sprinkled in whenever possible.
Some dub con at times but typically nothing intense. This is the slightly more civilized, Liev Schreiber Victor Creed. All Trigger Warnings are provided in the summary of individual chapters.
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- English
- Words:
- 162,814
- Chapters:
- 47/?
- Comments:
- 956
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Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
05 Jul 2024
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Arthur Morgan is getting tired of Mr. Strauss' lending schemes. On his way to collect the debt from Thomas Downes, he is interrupted by the meanest, rottenest, funniest, most charming woman he's ever had the displeasure of meeting. She knocks him on his ass and reminds him of the type of man he's always wanted to be.
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- English
- Words:
- 213,848
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Comments:
- 518
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- 1,216
- Bookmarks:
- 268
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Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
27 Jun 2024
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"You come to Piltover's most revolutionary lab and call our designs rudimentary?"
"Yes. You seek to improve an ill fate. I seek to change it altogether."
Alternatively: A Piltover doctor has their mind set on revolutionizing medicine, by combining it with the newly tamed force of the arcane. What better place for developing Hextech prosthetics is there, if not the Talis lab? And what better person to develop feelings for, if not the likeminded scientist in it?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 92,794
- Chapters:
- 28/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 919
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- 2,645
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- 420
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- 66,812
Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
16 Jun 2024
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Beyond the Veil by IceDragoness
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Apr 2023
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Syn was used to people getting stabbed. It was a daily occurrence in her line of work. Having a Mandalorian collapse on her doorstep with a dagger stuck in his chest was something new though.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 195,328
- Chapters:
- 50/50
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 763
- Kudos:
- 1,368
- Bookmarks:
- 330
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- 53,826
Bookmarked by FunkDanceForSelfDefense
05 Jun 2024