3 Works by GFJr
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"Holy crap!" exclaimed the ragdoll. "Ribbit? How the-?!"
"You!" the even odder-looking stranger accused, sounding strikingly butch for an androgynous collection of... doinks? Was that the word?
Didn't matter. Faced with this unknown social threat, the frog fell back on instinct.
"Yyyyyyyup," answered 'Ribbit' casually. "Long time no see, guys!"
She didn't know any of these fucking people.
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In late August of 2017, a series of .zip files were transmitted to Conversant Solutions, a company investing in computational and robotics technologies. When compiled, these files divulged a nigh-impenetrable thicket of LISP programming, a digital facsimile of the C&A office building circa 1996, and five "neural scans."
Despite buying out C&A nine years prior, only one of ConverSol's many hires held the prerequisite experience interfacing with C&A tech to parse this data. The fact that said experience involved breaking into a disused building to get high with her buddies is neither here nor there.
A simulation is coded, a headset donned — and a second copy of Ribbit hurtles headlong into the digital abyss.
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Memo [Internal]
To: Nishiyo Oranda
From: GrizzcoCEO
RE:Alright, who the hell is responsible for writing smut poetry in the margins of the Employee Handbook? Why are they employed at this company? The payment booth has a full view of the entrance room and its goings-on; you are supposed to stay on top of this kind of chicanery. I want names and ID #s pronto or it's your dumpy on the line.
> See Attatchments (.jpeg, .avi)
(Prose adapted from Howard Phillips Lovecraft's "The Bride of the Sea")
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"Did Fade Their Gold Rapport, O the Wild Hearts They Swore?" by GFJr
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred Lord Tennyson
20 Apr 2021
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Amongst the many written works ascribed to the late Reconstruction Era poet Benjamin Sawney, this particular ballad is even today his most enigmatic and controversial. What emotions may have spurred the man into composing a tribute of such depth toward the (albeit-storied) history of a ruinous ethnostate remains evermore ambiguous — though some scholars maintain the belief that Ben Sawney was, in fact, a pseudonym for a former member of the defunct Paradisian Alliance. Others propose that the wheelchaired stranger under the care of his household from C.E. 857 onwards was indeed the "one-man army" depicted in the poem herein.
The truth of the matter, whatever it may be, has long since passed into shadow. Only this poem remains, baring unabashedly the soul of a trampled age.
(Prose adapted from Alfred Lord Tennyson's "The Charge of the Light Brigade")