GoldenScientist
Fandoms
- Cookie Run (Video Game) (18)
- Hunter X Hunter (18)
- Dandy's World (Roblox) (15)
- Real Person Fiction (14)
- Political RPF - US 21st c. (12)
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"You did WHAT to Pebble?"
"So what if I threw him at a Twisted and he almost died? He tried to kill me!"
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Vee has angered Dandy one too many times. One day, she wakes up to find that she's been reintegrated into a new body, and as awful as it is, she must learn to adapt to her new life. For now.
notes: this fic will be updated frequently. i might update existing chapters.
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"I lost... everything." She didn't know if it would've been worse if she had been there. She was supposed to be her people's saviour, but in their darkest moment, she was not there for them. She could've protected them. She could've saved her people, gotten them out before it was too late. It was all because of Dark Enchantress Cookie. If it weren't for her, her kingdom would be alive and prosperous, and her friends would be alive. Her heart flooded with grief and resentment towards whoever and whatever destroyed her home.
Golden Cheese Cookie returns from war only to find that EVERYTHING has been decimated. Young and old, soldiers and civilians have been ruthlessly slaughtered, and all the city's riches have been reduced to dust, leaving the heartbroken queen as the city's sole survivor.
A canon-compliant story that follows Golden Cheese Cookie as she deals with the daunting aftermath of the Dark Flour War's annihilation of her kingdom.
NOTE (PLEASE READ) Parts of chapter one and the very end of chapter two contain graphic descriptions of cookie corpses in cookie terms. There is no violence or heavy angst after chapter one.
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Redemption House (Indefinitely on hiatus) by Cocoa_cookie, Fluffy084, GoldenScientist, Parasitophobia, Skeletangent
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
03 May 2026
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Dark Enchantress Cookie is dead, and the Dark Flour War is over. The Beasts lost half of their Soul Jams, and the Ancients are about to go home, when suddenly, Pure Vanilla Cookie makes the most idiotic suggestion in the history of Earthbread: What if all the Beasts and Ancients lived in a mansion together, and they tried to rehabilitate the Beasts? He is met with hesitation from both parties, but over time, perhaps, this plan *might* work!!
Get ready to read THE BEST Cookie Run: Kingdom AU EVER made. Redemption House is an ongoing, collaborative project that features short, semi-linear crack, fluff, and normal stories starring the Beasts and the Ancients as they try to navigate daily life while living with each other. Expect this to be a wildcard. Anyone could hook up with anyone, and anything could happen, but that's the fun in "Redemption House" is never knowing what you're going to get~
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My Lovers Are My Finest Treasures: A Collection of Golden Cheese Yuri One-Shots by GoldenScientist
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
02 Apr 2026
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greedy golden cheese and her girlfriends.
also, fuck tops/bottoms or whatnot, the ship names are what i think sounds good.
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- English
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- 594
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 2
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Dandy's World Crack - Shrimpo's Murder Arc (VERY FUNNY!) by GoldenScientist
Fandom Dandy's World (Roblox)
27 Jan 2025
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Shrimpo starts a villain arc and kills the other toons in Gardenview! This series will throw your favourite characters into the face of adversity and grief as they find out their friends are dropping dead like flies.
With a pointless investigation led by Rodger, there isn't much time to catch the criminal!Follow the stories of the surviving toons (including Shrimpo himself) as they face the consequences of Shrimpo's crimes.
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- 2,051
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US Politics Cells AU by GoldenScientist
Fandom Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Real Person Fiction, はたらく細胞 | Hataraku Saibou | Cells at Work! (Anime)
11 Nov 2024
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A goofy ahh AU where modern American politicians are cells, bacteria, viruses, and parasites.
Loosely inspired by Cells at Work.
Yes, this is satire. And yes, someone dies in every story. Well... almost every story, with the only exception so far being Thymocyte Tim's Positive Selection. Other than that, expect a lot of comical death.
I made this to lighten my mind and cope with Kamala Harris losing the election which she had in the bag for a while, to the orangest man who ever lived. So far, it's been funny. I doubt the politicians that star in these stories would like them, though. But, quite frankly, i don't care. Kamala Harris and Donald Trump aren't reading these. They don't know I exist lmao.
Welp, I'll save the prolouge stuff for the actual stories!!
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- 1,484
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- 11
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Chimera Ant Fun! - a collection of chimera ant themed crack stories by GoldenScientist
Fandom Hunter X Hunter
04 Aug 2024
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Some funny hxh stories, mostly about pouf and pitou being idiots and messing with each other.
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When Pitou ignores Pouf's manipulative phone call about Komugi, she inadvertently causes a major shift in the timeline, which leads to not only her survival, but also the survival of the Pouf, Youpi, and the king.Now, the ants must navigate the modern world! Join Meruem and his Royal Guards as they live in harmony with the humans who tried to kill them!
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Basically what happened to rich cheese cookie (i wanted to write abt her even tho she was scrapped by devsis)
Bookmarked by GoldenScientist
11 Jan 2026
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Golden Cheese gets impaled by Dark Enchantress and dies and also Hollyberry dies by Cashier (Lil_Shroomieidk)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
16 Sep 2025
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Exactly what it says on the tin.
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Dandy has never been to big into the whole yaoi thing unlike his best friend, Astro, but when he finds a Triden GLMM on his YouTube fyp, he becomes a little too addicted to Triden content.
(This is based off my Dandy Mpreg fic)
Bookmarked by GoldenScientist
23 May 2025
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Shelly and Vee toxic yuri(a.k.a. vee goes through doom and despair cause shelly is a player) by 4CrowsInATrenchcoat, Y0uJustL0stTheGame
Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox)
04 Oct 2025
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Shelly cheats on vee, vee gets mad. Sprout hates vee.
Inspired be the fic "severe regret!" By rianwritezzz(it's an orphan account now,.)
(I just realized how closely I got inspired, no I didn't)always read the tags before reading a newly added chapter, they will change
Bookmarked by GoldenScientist
22 May 2025
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Shelly befriends a kid who starts frequently coming to her area of Garden View.
(This is my first story so it might not be good, if you have any writing suggestions you want to give me put them in the comments)