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'cause I'm already high enough by L3monC4ke
Fandoms: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)
02 Jun 2026
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The second they made contact, it was like everything felt brighter, and for a brief second Francis thought, who needs drugs when you have Tim Sullivan?
Tim and Francis get high, shit happens. That's it, that's the whole fic
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Maybe Mike would’ve felt brave for once and held Will’s hand. Maybe, Will wouldn’t have minded. Maybe then, he’d ask to go somewhere else, a broom closet or something, and maybe in there, Mike would have had the guts to spill everything out. Tell Will how much he cared for him, how he was the most important thing in Mike’s life, how he would rather his dad die a thousand times over than Will leave him. Tell Will just how much he lov-
Ding!
His coffee’s ready.
or: What if Mike was the one to see rovickie kiss at the hospital instead of Will? (this is pretty much a volume 1 rewrite, except I make Mike an actual character with feelings and not a cardboard cutout (yes, im still mad about the finale))
(title from “The Killing Moon” by Echo & the Bunnymen)
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Im starting with the (wo)man in the mirror by L3monC4ke
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 Feb 2026
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But, just for a second, doubt slivers into his mind. Because… What if it is real? What if that person in the mirror is really him? But that can’t be, because who he’s looking at right now is clearly, undeniably–
A girl.
When Mike unexpectedly wakes up as his girl counterpart in what feels like a parallel world to his own, he has to go through the motions of figuring out exactly what happened.
From learning how to act his part to trying to find a way out of this universe that seems to have been molded especially for him, how can Mike escape a world he doesn't fully hate? And when he starts forgetting what his life was like before, how can he convince himself to chase after the version of himself that he once despised?
Or: Mike Wheeler turns into a girl, and has to deal with all the struggles that come with it.
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Mike and Will's talk on the radio tower except I rewrote it so now Mike just fucking dies
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Thanos has wanted a girlfriend for a long time now, but for some reason or other, he just couldn’t seem to get one.
So, the obvious thing to do in this situation was keep trying, maybe with the aid of his roommate, Nam-gyu, and three friendly assholes they'd met at a bar.
Was it going to be easy? Thanos could only wish. Was it going to be fun? HELL YEAH!
And yet the big question remained: did Thanos even need a girlfriend... or did he already kind of have one?
Or, Thanos is single as a pringle and ready to mingle, while Nam-gyu is very much not ready to give up his ‘best friend’ to some girl.
(sorry if this is bad, I suck ass at summaries and this is the first I’ve written so- apologies from the author ig.3)
(edit: changed the title bc I feel like song lyrics just go better lolz)
(edit 2: changed the title AGAIN bc im an indecisive little shit and I also want yall to know im still alive)
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sleep in the heat (and repeat) by unprojection
Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim (Comics)
25 Jan 2020
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A series of vignettes chronicling the fallout of Scott and Envy's relationship and how he comes to find a new one with Wallace.
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Quest Unlocked: Wine & Dine Wallace Wells by cambion
Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim (Comics), Scott Pilgrim Takes Off (Cartoon)
29 Aug 2024
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4 times Scott tried to woo Wallace, and the 1 time he actually did!
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"Hey, uh, Wallace?” Scott asks. Come on, Scott. It’s literally just Wallace, his best friend Wallace. He’s got this.
“Yeah?” Wallace asks, not looking up from his newspaper.
“Would you wanna go out, uh, with me?” Scott asks. There, he said it.
“Sure, guy,” Wallace answers, neatly folding his newspaper up and setting it aside. “Where we goin’?”
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Scott Pilgrim on Ice! by boypainforever
Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim (Comics)
27 Nov 2023
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“Oh? You asking me on a date, guy?” Wallace smirks. “You two timing little bitch!”
“Agh, no!” Scott’s face flushes. Whether it’s because he thought a little too hard about ‘date’ and ‘Wallace’ happening to him at the same time, or because he’s embarrassed and offended at the idea that he would cheat on his girlfriend on their 2 day anniversary, he doesn’t want to know.
He shakes his head, patting his warm cheeks with his palms.
“No, no. I want to impress Ramona.”
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Scott asks Wallace for a favor. Wallace unfortunately can't help but oblige.
Bookmarked by L3monC4ke
10 May 2026
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biblically accurate scollace right here (this is canon to me)
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Tell Me Where The Prophets Go by 100yos
Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim (Comics)
01 Jan 2024
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"Scott’s eyes were trained on the silver glint of his piercing, not realizing—or caring about—the lack of distance. Wallace had started holding his breath, waiting for the moment where Scott would jump back while exclaiming his straightness.
"But it didn’t come, Scott’s gaze now sweeping across the features of Wallace’s face. Those pupils landed on Wallace’s eyes, but they weren’t looking him in the eyes—instead inspecting the shape or his eyelashes, presumably.
"The findings Scott came away with were: “You’re pretty, like—like a girl.” Wallace’s heart jumped into his throat, beating loud in his head. He realized his hands had become clammy. Was that a compliment? A good sign for future dicking-down? Was Wallace into that?
"Scott doubled down, continuing with, “You—you have th-these long, long eyelashes, and—and like, like…lips.” Wallace didn’t know how else to respond but nodding stupidly."...
Wallace meets Scott, and every moment afterwards is a constant test of self-control.
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Im a drunk 4 u. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim (Comics)
03 Oct 2023
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Scott has a bad habit of drunken, totally hetero makeout seshes with his cool gay roommate. The boys make foolish decisions, uncomfortable feelings ensue.