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    where nothing bleeds by

    Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    10 Apr 2026

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    Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.

    What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.

    or

    Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.

    UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!

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    26 May 2026

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    As Cruel and Brutal as she is, Science! by

    Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Tales To Be Told Volume II - The Mechanisms (Album)  

    24 Feb 2026

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    Raphaella's story was left unknown by the Mechanisms under the assumption it was boring and not near enough tragic for their tastes. But what if Raphaella's story was more interesting than they thought, and what if was so deeply intertwined with another Mechanisms story?

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    15 Feb 2026

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    No One Here Is Gonna Die Alone by

    Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)  

    29 Jan 2026

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    The Seekers are ambushed on the Dvalmar Pass, and it doesn’t go well for Vaelus.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Learning Nothing by

    Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon)  

    26 Dec 2025

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    A tale of two idiots in love are forced to work together to overcome a curse in ways you've never seen before. Inspired by both Beauty and the Beast and the Legend of Circe, Vex is a cursed monster doomed to heal adventurers but never go on one herself. Percy has crash landed in a new prison and goes from "I hate you" to "I tolerate your presence" to "let's fuck shit up together."
    *Italian accent* It's about the communication. The learning to trust. Learning that you deserve to be kind to yourself. Learning that no one gets what they deserve and my dear you didn't deserve what they did to you.

    May you enjoy it as dearly as I have.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    Very traumatised Percy and Vex stuck as room-mates in creepy ghost mansion + Michael the fucking owl.

  5. Public Bookmark 26

    Warforged!Percy AU by

    Fandom Critical Role (Web Series)

    29 Mar 2020

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    A take that just popped into my head one night. What if Ripley used Percy for another one of her experiments?

    *To clarify, Percy is 60% Warforge. That being everything below the neck down is composed of a Warforge exoskeleton. Underneath, he's still got flesh and bone, it's just his first few layers of skin that got frankensteined. So he can still bleed if you stab him hard enough. Healing magic and potions don't heal the cracks in his armour.

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    28 Aug 2025