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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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26 May 2026
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As Cruel and Brutal as she is, Science! by ChaoticWriter235
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Tales To Be Told Volume II - The Mechanisms (Album)
24 Feb 2026
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Raphaella's story was left unknown by the Mechanisms under the assumption it was boring and not near enough tragic for their tastes. But what if Raphaella's story was more interesting than they thought, and what if was so deeply intertwined with another Mechanisms story?
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15 Feb 2026
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No One Here Is Gonna Die Alone by HighUnicornTolerance
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
29 Jan 2026
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The Seekers are ambushed on the Dvalmar Pass, and it doesn’t go well for Vaelus.
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29 Jan 2026
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Learning Nothing by PassiveAggressiveHotCoco
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon)
26 Dec 2025
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A tale of two idiots in love are forced to work together to overcome a curse in ways you've never seen before. Inspired by both Beauty and the Beast and the Legend of Circe, Vex is a cursed monster doomed to heal adventurers but never go on one herself. Percy has crash landed in a new prison and goes from "I hate you" to "I tolerate your presence" to "let's fuck shit up together."
*Italian accent* It's about the communication. The learning to trust. Learning that you deserve to be kind to yourself. Learning that no one gets what they deserve and my dear you didn't deserve what they did to you.May you enjoy it as dearly as I have.
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- Part 1 of Learning Nothing Series
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- English
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- 31/31
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17 Nov 2025
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Very traumatised Percy and Vex stuck as room-mates in creepy ghost mansion + Michael the fucking owl.
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A take that just popped into my head one night. What if Ripley used Percy for another one of her experiments?
*To clarify, Percy is 60% Warforge. That being everything below the neck down is composed of a Warforge exoskeleton. Underneath, he's still got flesh and bone, it's just his first few layers of skin that got frankensteined. So he can still bleed if you stab him hard enough. Healing magic and potions don't heal the cracks in his armour.
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28 Aug 2025
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Lydia said that Zolf found out Cel was non binary during the week when they were in quarantine in Japan, so I decided to write it.
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- Part 1 of The Notebook Series
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02 Aug 2025
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The Marriage of Convivence + the Oracle by Cassandras_Prophecies for AshDances
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Ulysses Dies at Dawn - The Mechanisms (Album)
21 Jun 2025
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Ashes, Tim, and Brian have had a hard day running the city. Tim can't breathe. Ashes is bored. And Brian is just roped into it. They all relax and hang out together, with romance sprinkled in. This was for a fic-exchange.
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08 Jul 2025
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Faded Memories Through Time by SpaceAster
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Dr. Carmilla (Musician), The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album)
30 Jul 2025
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Lyfrassir Edda has survived the Bifrost and is doing their best to remember all they can from their home with Nastya Rasputina at their side.
Marius Von Raum- no. Marius d'Ville is doing all that he can to remember Lyfrassir Edda. He left them to die. He refuses to forget them.
Somewhere in space is a doctor just trying her best, a new crew with her that reminds her so much of her old one. A set of siblings missing a sibling, what was once three now only two. And two survivors from Helheim who are struggling to trust this new doctor after what they faced back in Hel.
An older sibling is done with moping around the ship and is determined to fix the crew, to stop their moping.
Or: After The Bifrost Lyfrassir forgets Marius, Raphaella and Ivy, they refuse to forget them. Carmilla has a new crew of Yggdrassil survivors and Scuzz is done with the crew's moping.
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12 May 2025
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Sex, Death and Plants or: "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" by Miri1984
Fandoms: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast), Four Seasons Total Landscaping - Fandom
21 Nov 2021
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Well y'all knew THIS was gonna happen eventually.
Oscar owns a sex shop. Zolf owns a funeral home. The lot between them has been empty for decades. ENTER GRIZZOP DRIK ACHT AMSTERDAM, AN ENTERPRISING LANDSCAPE ARTIST. You can probably guess the rest.
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- Part 1 of Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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09 Apr 2025
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Short vignettes from each of the crew and their relationship with Jonny's heart
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- 2/2
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05 Apr 2025
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At the age of fifteen, Sasha is sent to live with a woman named Eldarion. She does not like this.
Therefore, she leaves.Oscar is a meritocratic agent who has not yet had the compassion beaten out of him.
Enter: Sasha Racket.Series
- Part 1 of Blackbird
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31 Mar 2025
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This was supposed to just be a oneshot, but I got ideas for a sequel. How many will there be?
Uhm.
At least three?
Enjoy!
There will be so many lesbians.
Why? Because lesbian gun.- Words:
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27 Mar 2025
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He can’t seem to drag his eyes away from the man smiling softly at the display. The woman with him squeezes his arm, says something that makes him flush a little and…
Hm.
Two days later, work starts on the empty unit next door.
(Tattoo artist Oscar Wilde escapes from London and sets up shop next to Zolf Smith's florist. Hijinks ensue.)
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- Part 3 of Year of the OTP 2025
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- English
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Bookmarked by Shameless_Simple_Squamous
13 Mar 2025
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Luck meets the crew! This is the second part of the series in which Luck meets the crew. Each member will have their own separate chapter and there are a couple of others thrown in there for funsies (Horrible plot reasons). This is a lot of like how the crew would process having a new crew member, and digging up trauma about Dr. Carmilla. But there's happy fun stuff too I swear.
Enjoy :)
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- Part 2 of Luck's Adventures
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20 Feb 2025
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Alexandria's Library by SpaceAster
Fandom The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
26 Feb 2025
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The main work in this series is The Mechanisms Archives. Everything else is a connected story. Some Statements may be here for your viewing pleasure.
The Mechanisms Archives: Main Work, Unfinished and Updating on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
Scuzzventures: Side story, Finished.
Statement Of Amanda Poole: Mentioned in Chapter 38
Doomed Lovers: Takes place before The Mechanisms Archives.- Words:
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19 Feb 2025
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Scuzzventures by SpaceAster
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Feb 2025
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Scuzz, on a research mission with Carmilla, is lost in a fire and thought dead. She is left behind in a country that is not theirs with no way home, the people who almost caused her death becoming their greatest allies as they find their way home.
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- Part 2 of Alexandria's Library
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12 Feb 2025
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miss muffet is getting on my nerves by Vi0letta_lma0
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
02 Apr 2025
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Instead of holding Martin hostage in season 1, Jane Prentiss realises something isn't right and starts a group chat. Unfortunately, this causes Problems.
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Season 2 of Damn You, Miss Muffet. Now with more worldbuilding, more OCs, and (hopefully) more Mechanisms shenanigans.Series
- Part 4 of Damn You, Miss Muffet
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12 Feb 2025
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The Mechanisms Archives by SpaceAster
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
26 Feb 2025
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We know Ivy Alexandria as the Archivist of the starship Aurora. What if that wasn't the case? What if she instead was the Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute?
Ivy's assistants Raphaella, Marius and Brian are thrust into the world of the Fears, a world that Ivy and her housemates Ashes, Jonny, Lyf, Nastya and Aurora have been in for longer than most. What secrets are they hiding? What lurks in the shadows and when will their pasts catch up with them? How human can someone stay when surrounded with those who are anything but?
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- Part 1 of Alexandria's Library
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12 Feb 2025
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The bestiest magnus/mech crossover
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The Worst Rated Exorcist on Yelp by costacola
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
14 Mar 2024
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A collection of Gerry's yelp reviews bc I was bored and autistic
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28 Apr 2024
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Alastor knows French - too bad Angel doesn't, or he would have realized that the deer's been flirting back this whole time.
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19 Mar 2024