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The Art of Fakery by GayWatson, WellSussed (drcfxtina)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Jul 2026
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By the time he meets his latest subject, Stede Bonnet, portrait painter Ed Teach is tired of it all and looking to change his life. Stede is more intriguing than Ed could have imagined, but he's engaged to be married.
Worse, Ed's got a secret: He also forges and steals art, and Stede is his last job.
Written for the 2026 OFMD Reverse Bang
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Stede gets a copy of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. After putting versions of himself and his loved ones into the game, he learns more about himself than he bargained for, especially relating to his feelings for his best friend, Ed.
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Ed finds Stede's journal, describing all the things he wants to learn about sex between men but doesn't dare ask about. Ed, of course, feels he's the exact right person to offer practical demonstrations on the subject.
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A season 1 canon-divergence AU set after The Art of Fuckery
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It's 1925, and Stede Bonnet has fled his restrictive life of privilege in Wellington to become a painter in Paris. Things do not go as planned.
Meanwhile, Ed "Blackbeard" Teach is an established sculptor haunted by the war, broke, and bored of it all, until he meets Stede.
They become friends, and eventually something more, when Ed agrees to model for Stede, until life pulls them apart.
When they reunite, they’re older, more world-weary... and irresistibly drawn to each other more than ever.
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Bored of running one of the most successful tour guiding and travel publishing companies in the world, Ed decides to go check out a rival company's tour as he considers his own future. He doesn't realize that the company's owner, the charming Gentleman Tour Guide himself, will be running this tour of Portugal personally.
Ed is immediately taken with Stede, but lying doesn't make for a good start to a relationship. Besides, Ed has long since stopped trying to find a soulmate.
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The Continuing Erotic Adventures of Ed, Stede and Stede's Legs by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Oct 2024
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Nightclub AU with fake dating, enemies to lovers, pining with fucking, angst and an eventually happy ending in part 2.
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2016 and the Supreme Court ruling on same sex marriage is coming down. After 28 years of being together, Stede and Ed wait, holding their breath to see if they can finally make marriage a reality.
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- Part 16 of Twitfics/Skyfics
Bookmarked by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
28 Jun 2026
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And if I should falter (would you open your arms out to me?) by crimsonandclover1717
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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Stede and Ed are terrible at having a second anniversary, but are excellent at finding their way back to each other.
Bookmarked by drcfxtina
24 Jun 2026
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Stede sells soap. Ed sells soup. Their adjacent holiday market booths give them a chance to become fast friends. A sudden emergency has Ed offering a wild solution—a quick sham marriage to allow Stede to keep accessing his much-needed medication.
Ed’s never planned to get married. Stede never wants to be married again. It’s an easy choice, as long as no one’s heart gets involved.
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Bookmarked by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
23 Jun 2026
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Honestly, fuck Jack. Ed could do so much better than fuckin' "Calico" Jack. Just because he'd been in a funk for a few years that didn't mean... Well, Ed knew he was attractive. He could be sexy. He could. And he could pull someone so completely opposite to Jack they might as well be from different planets.
Enter the gorgeous posh blond bloke at the end of the bar.
Oh, he would do nicely.
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Ed and Stede have the worst exes in the world, but with a little bit of fuckery and a fabricated relationship (that's maybe getting a bit too real), they can help each other get them off their backs.
But what happens when their attraction to each other grows, and yet they’ve only agreed to touch each other when other people are around?
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Bookmarked by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
23 Dec 2022
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Jeff's Inn By The Sea: Customer Review: “Potentially Haunted” by Anonymous
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Feb 2024
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A customer review of Jeff’s Inn By The Sea.
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Bookmarked by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
06 Jun 2026