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stated to be possible and very probably wrong by eunoise
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jun 2026
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When Grace dies - of old age, surrounded by his loved ones in his biodome on Erid - Rocky bumps their carapace against Grace's head, picks up their bag of supplies, and begins their trek down into the Underworld.
Or: orpheus weak bitch, rocky built different (or maybe the tragedy is that the story always ends the same way because every story ends this way, eventually. it does not matter if there are gods and magic, all things must end because all things must begin anew.
or maybe orpheus is a weak bitch and rocky is built different)
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- Part 3 of grace's three laws of eridian magic
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the only way to discover the possible and impossible by eunoise
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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“This is a spell to make things explode, question?” Rocky asks and Grace has to resist the urge to bow his head like he’s being scolded by his grandmother. “And you are using astrophage? Astrophage already makes things explode. You do not need magic to do that. You do not need this spell.”
“Well, it’s not the spell itself that’s important,” Grace lies, marking out distances to make sure everyone stays clear of the expected blast radius. “It’s a proof of concept really. I wanted to see if I could substitute spell components with astrophage. I think some people back on Earth were working on that, but all the astrophage we could make went to the Hail Mary so it was mostly theoretical.”
“Right. And there’s no other spell that you could try to use astrophage?”
Honestly, Grace could probably try to use this for Dancing Lights. “Nope.”
so life on erid if pretty sweet and grace has thrown himself into both his scientific and magical studies in ways that will cause perhaps several intergalactic incidents
featuring: misty step, fireball, feather fall, polymorph, laika the fox familiar, the Sacred Thrum, and more!
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- Part 2 of grace's three laws of eridian magic
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any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science by eunoise
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 May 2026
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Grace and Rocky are about three months into their trip to Erid when Grace is looking through the Hail Mary's manifest and wondering why on Earth they had packed, like, hundreds of caterpillar cocoons and one pound of bird feathers and remembers that he's a wizard.
so magic is real and so are aliens, which is about as believable as space radiation, visible light, and the theory of relativity (and, somehow, the story of mary poppins, grace's favorite documentary)
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- Part 1 of grace's three laws of eridian magic
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Luca Haas can't believe this is his life. Not only has he achieved his childhood dream of being a professional hockey player, he's achieved his OTHER lifelong dream of playing on the same team as Ilya Rozanov. The Hollanov of it all is just icing on the cake. The only thing that could make his life better, according to his mother, is his one true love. Luca, on the other hand, would like to stop feeling like someone's going to shoot him in the head if he doesn't achieve literally anything of note while he's on the same team as the first husbands of hockey.
Last year, Theo Torres dragged the New Jersey Angels kicking and screaming to playoffs and everyone's looking to see if he can do it again. He's wonders the same thing as he dodges calls from his overbearing family. After a rocky first meeting with Luca Haas after stupidly admitting he had slept with Mr. Number Two's twin sister, he and Luca begin something that's going to end sooner or later so he'll enjoy himself while it lasts.
After circumstances neither of them care to recall, the two of them have to pretend to be in love while they barely even like each other. No really. It's just sex. Why are you looking at them like that?
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Scott! Ilya cheers. On the TV, Captain America rips his mouth off of his boyfriend’s and slaps his hand to his face. Congratulations on the homosexuality! But you cannot have sex on national television. Think of the children! Or is this new PSA? A PDA PSA?
I hate you.
So mean. I am just trying to give you my heartfelt support.
What do you want, Rozanov?
Well, you have been glaring at nothing in silence for the past minute, so I would like you to finish whatever speech you had prepared before everyone thinks your boyfriend sucked your brain out of your mouth.
“Shit,” Captain America says aloud on television.
or: in the alternate universe where scott hunter is captain america and kip grady is the winter soldier, ilya rozanov is charles xavier and shane hollander is magneto. they fall in love.
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Ilya’s Mama died on a good day.
They did not have good days very often, but that day was a good day. So was the day before that and the day before that and he had high hopes for the day after that too.
Papa had gone to St. Petersburg and he had taken Alexei with him. As soon as Papa’s car had driven out of view, Mama had called up Ilya’s school and said that her poor, precious son was terribly sick - listen to how he coughs, show them Ilyushenka! - and he cannot go to school for the entire week! So terrible to miss such important lessons, but it must be done.
or: irina tries to give ilya a good week. one good week. well, she tries to do a lot of things. for better or for worse, she did not succeed
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im going to walk into the ocean, never to be seen again by eunoise
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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The part of Shane that is not panicking goes soft with how…eager Ilya seems for Shane and Svetlana to meet, for Shane to like her. It’s strange, it’s new, it’s wonderful to be able to think about making plans like this. Dinner with Shane’s parents, meeting Ilya’s friends, like that’s something they can have.
So that’s why Shane beats down the urge to crank up the gas on the stove and light a match, gives Ilya a wide and normal grin, and says “Yeah, of course. I’d love to meet Svetlana.”
Ilya sighs and his eyes light up and, oh, Shane wants to love him in the light of day. Suddenly, Shane has an idea that will hopefully stop him from doing something rash that will get him on the news and/or in prison. “And you should meet Rose!”
or: shane hollander tries to get over his overwhelming urge to blow up svetlana vetrova with his mind at saturday brunch
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“We were doing brunch. It was nice. Your dad made their kitchen look like the fancy brunch places on Instagram. We were talking about my schooling, hobbies, friends, movies, normal shit. Boring shit. Then your mother starts talking about my sponsors and savings and suddenly I am giving her my banking information and the phone number of my accountant and I am signing many, many, many papers. She had a scary folder.” Ilya pulls out the scary folder and the thing was thicker than the book Shane was reading. He tosses it on the couch and it lands with a heavy thump. “It was under her chair the whole time and I did not see. The places I had to sign were already highlighted and the date was already written in.”
Ilya tosses his body on the couch. Somehow, he makes less of an impact than the Scary Folder. “She owns me now, yes?”
Seemingly on cue, Shane's phone lights up with a notification that Yuna Hollander has shared a calendar with you.
Oh, God.
or: shane's mom keeps slutting out his boyfriend (!!!) to sponsors and shane's totally cool and chill about it no really he's FINE
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wakened shadow, blood on my soul by eunoise
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Jul 2025
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The Ruin Author was born on a world that was already dead, but denied that fate. The obliteration of that world was written into the stars themselves, but still THEY fought against it with the entirety of THEIR will. Once THEY lost everything THEY found that there was still more to give. THEY gave themselves up to the slaughter until finally THEY found that slaughter was truly all that could remain. THEY fought until THEY forgot who THEY were fighting and why. THEY fought until all that was left was the burning.
And were they able to save it?
Save what?
Their world.
Oh. No. By the time the enemy was eradicated, THEIR home fell to the fate that was foretold at its birth.
the hero's journey is long and with no end in sight
(or: what does it mean when you were created to destroy? )
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am i more than you bargained for yet? by eunoise
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
18 May 2025
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“So, just so I’m clear on what’s happening, in about two weeks your rut and the full moon will coincide, thrusting you into a insatiable sex frenzy-”
“Why must you say it like that?”
“That can only be satisfied if you have sex with Hugo?”
“...That about sums up the situation, yes.”
“Well, Lycaon, I don’t know what else you expect me to say! The only thing you can do is have sex with Hugo!”
“If you are not going to take this issue seriously, I will be taking my leave. Good day.”
he was a werewolf he was a vampire and oh my god they were roommates. can i make it any more obvious?
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“Corin’s upset that you two are breaking up,” Ellen says. Hugo’s finally gotten a handle at reading her expressions, but she doesn’t make it easy. Still, he’s getting the sense that she is not as unaffected as she tries to appear.
“N-no, I’m not. I mean, well, um, u-upset might be, um, ah -”
“Corin, we’re not breaking up,” Hugo says, getting up to place a comforting hand on her shoulder. The first time he did that and she actually was comforted felt like victory. “We’re just getting a divorce.”
“Yeah, so,” Ellen says, putting her phone in her pocket. Oh god, she actually does care. “Do you hear yourself when you talk?”
or: five (ish) people who learn that lycaon and hugo have been married this whole time and two people who figure out why they're getting a divorce
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- Part 4 of in napoli where love is king
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Corin tries her very best not to remember what she saw that fateful day all those weeks ago. Whenever she feels her mind wandering off in that general direction, she imagines herself sweeping the writhing mass of the memory under a rug, stomping on it with both feet, and cutting up the rug and the floor beneath it with a chainsaw. The visualization exercise buys her precious moments of peace and serenity and she is able to go about her day.
But ever since the Incident, she’s had questions.
corin connect some dots.
an excerpt from corin's inter-knot search history:
thiren non-thiren pragnent????
can a man get gregnant
pregegnantcy symptoms
if your boss/dad gets his boyfriend(??) prengan do they have to tell you legally?Series
- Part 3 of in napoli where love is king
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when the stars make you drool just like a pasta e fasule by eunoise
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
26 Apr 2025
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"Tell me to stop," Fenrir growls. "Lucien, you must leave."
Lucien reaches up to take that beloved face between both of his hands. "Never."
Fenrir gives himself up to his instincts and Lucien gives himself up to Fenrir.
This is what they were always meant to do from the moment they locked eyes with each other all those years ago.
They slot their mouths together and take what belongs to them.
"What are you reading?"
Vivian shrieks.
vivian is a fan of werewolf/vampire romance and then comes to the horrible realization that she is a side character in one of them during an attempt to have a civil conversation with the author of her favorite series
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- Part 2 of in napoli where love is king
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"You've aged." Lycaon says.
Hugo sputters and slaps Lycaon's hand away. "Excuse me?"
"So have I." He's flailing so much that Lycaon is now genuinely worried he might fall.
"I am seventeen," Hugo lies indignantly. "My skin is flawless."
"Truthfully, I never imagined that we would grow this old."
or: 3 times someone from victoria housekeeping found themselves in the middle of whatever the hell is going on with lycaon and hugo and 1 time the two of them finally had some privacy
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- Part 1 of in napoli where love is king
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it's love it's always been love what else could it be? by eunoise
Fandoms: Severance (TV)
22 Mar 2025
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Helly's voice comes over the speaker on the table. "What did you do to Mark?"
"I am Mark."
"How did you take control of his body?"
"This is my body. I had it first!"
"Well he had it last. You're not supposed to be able to exist here! What the fuck did you do?"
"I have no idea, but if you don't let me out here and see my fucking wife and daughter right fucking now, I'm going to fucking kill you -"
Mark S. wakes up in the conference room alone.
Picking up from the ending of Season 2, while Helly and Mark S. try to cobble together some sort of life for the innies on the severed floor, Mark Scout is desperate to return to the family he lost. However, as much as everyone would like to pretend otherwise, reintegration will happen, one way or the other. Meanwhile, Julia has no clue what is going on, but wherever she is, it’s not the Myrtle Eagan School for Girls and that’s good enough for her.
(or: a continuation of my au where gemma was pregnant before she was taken by Lumon and how that changed everything and nothing, based on the season 2 ending and some musings I had about where the story could possibly go from there.)
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summer is waiting for you to reach the other side of winter by eunoise
Fandoms: Severance (TV)
15 Mar 2025
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"And what the fuck," Helly R’s rant seems to be dying down, not for lack of grievances but for lack of air. "Is up with that kid?"
"Helly, please," Irving finally breaks, almost begging. "Mind your language. Little ears are listening."
gemma was pregnant when she was taken by lumon. this changes everything except in all the ways it changes nothing.
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There is someone new in the dentist’s office. It should set her on edge, but she can only feel relieved.
He has kind eyes.
"You're...not...?" she starts.
"Oh, no, sorry. I'm the new hygienist. Well, not new, don't worry. I've been doing this for a few years now, but I started about a month ago. Take a seat."
gemma never remembers her dreams
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Mr. Pryce has a strong handshake, which Edwin can appreciate. “Mr. Von Hoverkraft.”
“Mr. Von Hoverkraft is my father.” Edwin makes no attempt at an American accent. This was a battle Crystal had given up on very quickly. “Please, call me Edwin.”
I am killing you in my mind, Crystal’s voice says in his head. I am throwing rocks at you and stabbing you with sticks.
Or: Edwin is really invested in the girls' education so he and Charles go to their parent-teacher conference disguised as their parents. Surely this won't awaken any unresolved feelings regarding their actual parents, right?
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“Look, Edwin,” Niko takes a deep breath to steel herself. “I know you’re super jazzed about Charles’ dad dying and going to hell.” Edwin, Niko swears, giggles. “But you need to stop smiling so much. It’s making people uncomfortable.” Me, she wants to say. It’s making me uncomfortable.
charles' dad dies and goes to hell and a bunch of people have a bunch of feelings about it
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"You’re right about me feeling a lot of feelings about the whole situation. Andrew tried to do right by me. Was it too late for all of that? Maybe. But it means something to me that he was going to try.”
Charles bites his lip, searching for words. “And it means something to me that someone wanted to stop him. They got away with killing me thirty years ago. You’re not going to let them get away with doing that to me again, are you?”
Instead of submitting his confession for murdering Charles Rowland 35 years ago, Andrew Fairfax has to drag his soul out the lake of St. Hilarion with no memory of who exactly choked these bruises into his neck but he's got a list of suspects and a pretty good idea of their motives. It seems like he's going to need the help of a couple of detectives to connect the dots.
(Or: Charles is having a lot of feelings that he's definitely going to unpack later. Promise. Edwin goes a little bit insane and he's hiding it so, so well. Crystal sees some stuff she'd rather she didn't. And, honestly, Niko has had better weeks. )
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